Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Roy’s Tag…

I thought it would be fun since these were such fun questions to get Roy to answers them!!
Wouldn’t that be fun?? No so much. He doesn’t get it. But after about the 6 question he got into it.
Many of you have no idea who or what Roy DuWayne Hightower is all about so I think you should get to know him a bit better… he did a put a fuss. But honestly, I don’t give a shit.
He was in the bath tub so I had him trapped!
And I’ve had enough booze to make it interestin’! The Blue words are His! Mine are Red…
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1. Best thing that happened to you when you were 20 years old?  In 1970, Nothing good happen to me. I was in the Marine Corps boot camp, which is hell on Earth and then went to Vietnam.
I was on my way to Kindergarten!
2. When did you lose your virginity? This is embarrassin’.
Single doesn’t count!
When I was 24… to a sheep… and that’s not true. And I could tell you her name but a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell. 1974 was a big year!!
Insert loads of laughter from the drunk typist. Gentleman my Ass!! ‘74 I was in the in the Second grade! Or was the 3rd?
3. Favorite board game as a child and why? “Carom”
What? is that?? How do you spell that?? What the hell is carom??
where you shoot the rings around and you put them in the pockets. like pool?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh!!!!
Monopoly is secondThank God!! a Normal Game!!
4. Target or Walmart? 
What is the question? I shoot at Targets and I buy my ammo at Hellmart.
5. The worst date you've been on was to where?  What do I have to say about it? 1973 and she turned out to be a lesbian.
again a great deal of laughter from the typist. Gentleman My Ass!!!
NO it’s true. She told me so.
6. What are two TV shows you do not miss, ever?  Gunsmoke or Have gun will travel or Combat or Wanted dead or alive. Combat number one! All TV shows from the past.
7. Which would you rather receive: Chocolates or flowers?  Chocolate. Did you have to ask?
8. Have you ever left your house without underwear on? Details, if so (LOL)!  No. Big fat no. I’ve played in the yard nekked before, I don’t think that counts.
9. Have you ever visited Mount Rushmore?  Yes. As close as the photo police would let me.
10. Do you know a second language... if so, which one? little bits of 5 languages… Vietnamese, French, Spanish, Hawaiian, and Japanese…. Mushy mushy muthafucker!
11. What is your favorite color? Depends on what we’re talkin’ about… but Mon Capitan Red White and Blue!
Random things:
1: I do not talk about myself.
2: favorite movie of all time: tombstone  with Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer “You Called down the Thunder!”
3: Runner up Geronimo with Wes Studi  “ Texans. Lowest form of man there is.”
4: First motorcycle was a 1968 Triumph Trophy.
5: And we went around and around about ffff or hhhhhh for the spellin’ of triumph.  Spellchecker?? Oh Please!
6: Love of my life before I met Nadine Hightower was Roselee Haversham. You have to get that right. She might see it.  That was in 1969!
Jackass!! I changed her name!
7: And she still looks like a 19 yr old!!
Yeah Right!!
8: I love to shoot guns.
I own more than him!
And I tired of messin’ with him… it’s been 25 minutes of pullin’ eye teeth!!
So there you have it. A tidbit  of random.
She says shakin’ her head. Jackass!!
sadangelAnd he forgot about our anniversary!
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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

I Was Tagged!

By Melissa
I like tags… but I don’t tag people. Oddly enough others do not care for it.
So… I don’t tag. Melissa asked me these Questions:
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1. Best thing that happened to you when you were 20 years old?
20? Geez that was a long time ago. I was pregnant with EudoraMae so I’ve to go with that. It was a rough time personally with my ex EarlLee cheatin’ on me and we didn’t have a home. I wanted to die but I was pregnant and had a 18 month old to take care of so I guess you could say those little girls saved my life.
2. When did you lose your virginity?
I was 14. It was not fun at all. The second time 4 months later was much better.
3. Favorite board game as a child and why?
Monopoly and Chinese checkers
4. Target or Walmart?
I like Target but it is not handy so I shop at HellMart a lot.
5. The worst date you've been on was to where?
Ok so this one time I was on a “date” with this guy that took me down a dirt road and we had sex on the trunk of his car in the moonlight.
Oh! I know so romantic!
I was sittin’ there while he was goin’ at it like it was the end of the world, thinkin’ “is he even in there?” 
Maybe if I move down a bit… still nothing. huh?
Is he usin’ his finger?
Is he standin’ in a hole?
And then there were moans, groans, and fireworks… for him. And he was done.
Huh?
“I’ll have to check this out a bit better… OMG!”
His penis was thumb size!!!
Not his… mine!!!!!
6. What are two TV shows you do not miss, ever?
Justified and Survivor… though after the last season of Survivor I may rethink my passion.
7. Which would you rather receive: Chocolates or flowers?
Flowers… I can buy a candy bar but I never think about buying myself flowers.
8. Have you ever left your house without underwear on? Details, if so (LOL)!
Of course I have. Roy and I make bets and I lose and so… we went to the mall. I went up the escalator while he stood at the bottom so he could look up my dress. He was not alone!
And once, I gave my panties to him while I was at work. I wore skirts all the time so it wasn’t so hard to take them off.  He gave them back when we got married.
9. Have you ever visited Mount Rushmore?
Yes I have. I been there twice. Once outside the gates and was run off by a park ranger and once actually inside the park with my grandparents on the vacation trip to Hell.
The first time, I was with a biker and he wasn’t playin’ by the rules so the park ranger and he butted heads. I just can’t take Roy anywhere!
10. Do you know a second language... if so, which one?
Dumbass Okie!
11. What is your favorite color?
Red… of course!
11 Random Things About Me:
1) Ruffles the Alligator Snapping Turtle is 1 year old. We feed that thing $30 in fish a week!!!
2) I think my hub has forgotten our wedding anniversary.
3) It’s Wednesday and I have NOT reminded him like normal. It’s a test. Will he pass or fail?
4) We are actually growing as a couple. We started a major project together with out a knock down drag out! Progress. 18 years… progress is slow.
5) I’ve become a lazy blogger. I just don’t have the material like I had in the past.
6) I am havin’ trouble comin’ up with 11 random things.
7) Oh. Our project… we… Roy is diggin’ a storm shelter. I don’t dig.
8) Still thinkin’. It’s been 10 minutes since #6.
9) See. This is why I don’t blog more often. Nothing to say. And when there is nothing… how the hell do you put a funny spin on nothing??
10) Wait. Is my anniversary on Wednesday? Or is it on Thursday?? Shit! How can I be mad at Roy if I can’t even remember it?? Oh. I can do it. I do mad.
11) The Weddin’ Photo… we were married in Arkansas… by a photographer.
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Tuesday, May 08, 2012

A Smatterin’ Of Crap…

Lots to say so let’s get started!!

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My Grandson was in the play Music Man as a River City Kid!! He was so cute!! I am so Proud Of Him. He tried out for the lead Boy signin’ “If I only had a brain” from the Wizard of Oz… we are big Wiz of OZFans!! But… Not the lead. Still he danced, sang, turned cartwheels, and GiGi was just as proud as if it had been on Broadway instead of a play at School!

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Thinkin’ about changin’ my domain from Velvettush.blogspot.com to Velvettush.net. When I tried, right after I bought it, I was “locked out” and that’s a terrible feelin’!! so I’m slow and hesitant to try again.

I hate the man that bought the .comversion of Velvettush. I hate you long time!

Yes, a man bought it. JackAss!!

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I really hate when I do stupid things… sober. Nothin’ to blame.

“Oh! She’s just drunk! That’s all!!” but no. I do stupid shit stone cold sober.

Recently, I pulled a bottle of BBQ sauce from the fridge and went to shake it up… the lid flies off and BBQ sauce goes all over the floor, the table, my sewin’ stuff, and worse of all… Scooter!

Have you ever seen a cat give you the look of “What the Fuck?”

He gave me one. Licked his fur. Looked at me again like, “Woman! Get This Shit Off!”

AngryCat-DevilCat-2So no photos of that. He was not a happy camper!

Though, he looked a lot like that!

When I told Roy about the incident, he just smiled. “I live with a woman that WILL not screw lids on bottles, It’s what happens.”

Tell that to Scooter!!

Then maybe a day or 2 later, I was makin’ taco seasonin’ from one of those Pinterest ideas.  I swear to All That is Good and Holy that when I looked in the cabinet to grab the bottle of cumin that I saw cumin and added it to the mixture of spices…. I swear I saw ground cumin!!

It was ginger!

I didn’t realize it until after the fact and started cussin’ a blue streak! Roy came runnin’ in the kitchen to make sure I hadn’t cut myself… again. “Have you been drinkin’?”

“no! just stupid! Again!!”

Let me just say, I have used this mixture of chili powder, onion powder, garlic powder, and GINGER in some stir fry… not too bad.

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And now to leave you with some super good news… Becuz I do drink…

I was selected to be Mixologist of the Month of May at Kinky Liqueur on Facebook!!

For my kinky lemonade recipe!!! Thank you so much, Janette!

She said I should submit it and I did!! I’m so thrilled!!

Oh crap!! the photo I sent to them is trapped in the other PC and it’s dead. Too many storms or something! I’m sure I did something stupid… Again!! It’s got to go to the Nerds.

So to see my shinin’ face as Mixologist you have to follow the link!

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All the ladies are great  and they  will come by and say hello when you linkup!! I have made some super great friends!!

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Small Favor Needed!!!

Very simple… Go To Facebook Kinky Liqueur Page and like the post about wanting to know what the new cocktail of the month is.. I tried to link it up but you know me… I’m not a bottle rocket scientist. The closest I can get you is to Kinky Liqueur’s page! 

I Hope!

I know you love me so do it.

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I have so much to tell you but the power was off so I’m way behind.

Much Love, Big Hugs, and Too Much Tequila!!

 

Or in this case… Get Kinky!!