Roy said, “Do you know that to become a fireman, Jason (his co-worker… YOUNG AND STUDDLY co-worker) has to compete for the position. You know, carry the fat woman down a flight of stairs.”
“OH REALLY! Well if Jason needs a volunteer, I’ll gladly be his to do whatever he may need.”
And Roy said, “huh. I’m sure you would.”
“Oh yes. Whatever he needs. Mouth to mouth, chest compressions, ANYTHING Jason needs to become a fireman.”
“Hey. Far be it for me to hinder a young man’s dream.”
You know. I don’t think Roy took me very serious.
Oh Yeah, Carry Me Baby!