I’ve got things in order around the house for Roy… easy manfood. You know canned soup, microwavable dinners, sandwiches, and of course, Ramen noodles. All things Roy can handle.
For the cats, they have been in training for bedtime. We have 4 of them trained to “go to bed” and they walk out to the laundry room for the night and Roy closes “their” door. It’s cute really. I just say, “Manny! It’s time to put your jammies on!” and he goes to the laundry room. The other 2 sleep with us. I’m sure Roy will ban those 2 to the laundry room while I’m recuperating.
I think I’ve got everything ready to go… now it’s time to prep me. The doctor gave me instructions to “to do before surgery… And I tell Roy.
“ Gross!!! I have to give myself an enema!”
“You’ll be doing that alone.”
“You’ve never… wait a minute! Back the truck up!! You are after me all the time about anal sex and now that you have a chance to shove something in my ass, you don’t want any part of it? That is just not right!!”
“Sorry but I’m not doing that!”
“That’s just not right!”
Oh Shit! I forgot to buy laundry soap!!
Shit! Shit! Shit! He’ll buy Tide!!!!
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