Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Pre-Op Procedures…

I’ve got things in order around the house for Roy… easy manfood. You know canned soup, microwavable dinners, sandwiches, and of course, Ramen noodles. All things Roy can handle.

For the cats, they have been in training for bedtime. We have 4 of them trained to “go to bed” and they walk out to the laundry room for the night and Roy closes “their” door. It’s cute really. I just say, “Manny! It’s time to put your jammies on!” and he goes to the laundry room. The other 2 sleep with us. I’m sure Roy will ban those 2 to the laundry room while I’m recuperating.

I think I’ve got everything ready to go… now it’s time to prep me. The doctor gave me instructions to “to do before surgery… And I tell Roy.

“ Gross!!! I have to give myself an enema!”

“You’ll be doing that alone.”

“You’ve never… wait a minute! Back the truck up!! You are after me all the time about anal sex and now that you have a chance to shove something in my ass, you don’t want any part of it? That is just not right!!”

“Sorry but I’m not doing that!”

“That’s just not right!”

Men!

Oh Shit! I forgot to buy laundry soap!!

Shit! Shit! Shit! He’ll buy Tide!!!!

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15 comments:

Amanda said...

Silly men

Connie @ Rookie Foodie said...

Good Luck with your surgery....and recovery!

What's wrong with Tide?

VandyJ said...

Hope everything goes well with your surgery--I've had to do the surgery prep--laxative and an enema. Did them all by myself--hubby was so not interested in helping.

Impulsive Addict said...

EW. You have to give yourself an enema? That would NEVER happen. Ok, I shouldn't say never.

Good luck with your surgery. How long is the recovery? At least I know you'll be in good hands while recouping at home.

Thanks for linking up my dear!

Jill said...

Hope all goes well with the surgery...and the enema! Eeek!

Jeankfl said...

LOL.. Good luck! I know you'll do well, and feel ever so much better later. Prayers for you.. The enema isn't much harder than a douche, so don't sweat it..
hugs!!
Jean

Heather's Happenings said...

Good luck with surgery and recovery.

Stacie said...

That list of foods Roy can handle looks alot like the list in our house would look. Good luck!

My Inner Chick said...

--Good Luck & Get Well Soon :) X

Shawn said...

I'm such a bad bloggy friend, I didn't even know you're having surgery. I hope everything goes as planned and that you're back on your feet quickly. As far as the enema thing is concerned I think I would forget that and try starvation and laxatives instead!

Thanks for linking up and please keep me posted!

Impulsive Addict said...

I want to say THANK YOU so much for commenting on everyone's blogs today. You are awesome! I know they all appreciate it....even if not all of them commented back to you.

Good luck tomorrow. xoxo

Anonymous said...

Thinking good thoughts for you....

Teresa in St. Louis

Impulsive Addict said...

How are you doing so far?

becca said...

silly men and good luck sweetie

Date Girl said...

Surgery? Ok I've been a bad blog friend too because I didn't know you were having surgery. I hope it all went well.

Ha, I would have to do the same for Match with the laundry soap. He can at least make his way around the kitchen, even though he prefers not to.