Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Hi Hooooo, Hi Hooooo, It’s Off To Work I Go…

not!!

You know better. I’m allergic to that sorta thing!!

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So today you should link-up with Queso and CrazyMama… to answer questions about your work history.

1. what is the worst job you have ever had?

Being a mom. I’m just keepin’ real. Those bratty kids get all germy and sick and it just broke my heart to see them suffer. And they fall down and skin their knees or cut open an eyebrow or chin and bleed. I suffered a lot to create those little scampers and they bleed!!! I have miles and miles worth of stretch marks and what do they do??? They had THE Nerve… THE Audacity To Grow Up!!! Worst Job I ever Had!!


2. have you ever been fired?

No. I have never been fired. I usually left on good terms… Well. Maybe not when I worked at Braum’s. For those that are not lucky enough to live within a 120 miles of The Braum’s Diary and are not fortunate enough to have a Braum’s Ice Cream Store in your town… that’s what it is… An Ice Cream and Diary store. It’s good food! I worked for a bad manager and I wrote on my time card the last day I worked, “I Quit!” and walked out. I think I suffered thru it the whole ordeal for 90 days. So I gave it a good shot. I tried. But a person can only take so much bullshit.


3. what would your dream job be?

Travel the world, shoe shoppin’ with someone else’s money… Duh!


4. what did you want to be when you "grew up"?

Seein’s how I’m not all that grown up there is hope that I’ll make one of my dreams come true…

I wanted to be a Marine. I wanted to jump outta planes and hit the dirt runnin’ with a M16. But mostly, to marry real big gunho Marine and make babies.

I wanted to be a Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleader. I wanted to run out on the field in Texas Stadium and do leg kicks and shake my pompoms… and ass! I wanted to wear that outfit and those white boots!! But mostly I wanted to marry a real big Tight End and make babies.

I married a Marine and we keep tryin’ to make babies but he said something about a Vase-Rect-Omy… Whatever that is… so we keep practicin’!

And the only why, I’m gonna wear that outfit, is buy the Trashy Halloween costume!!!


5. how old were you when you got your first job?

I was 16 and I was a dishwasher in a restaurant… I hated that job too.  It interfered with my school work.

8 comments:

Stacy said...

Wouldnt we all love to shop...with someone else's money! Great answers!

VandyJ said...

Shopping with someone else's money, definitely dreamy!

Megan Harmeyer said...

Shopping with somebody else's money - yep. You win! LOL Keep on practicing, honey. Some day...some day. LOL Happy Wednesday!

Nicole said...

I'm not sure I could be a stay at home mom! And if you get your dream job, can you bring me along please!

K Lind said...

I like the dream job. I'd take that in a heartbeat!

Jill said...

Definitely the best dream job I've come across yet...Why didn't I think of something like that?!?

Crazymamaof6 said...

travel the world shopping for shoes with someone else's money!

AWESOME-EST JOB EVER!

love your dream jobs. always ended in making babies. good times.

thanks for linking up.

Becca said...

Great answers! I love your sense of humor!