Monday, October 24, 2011

My Christmas Wish List…

Today is Talk To Us Tuesday and Impulsive Addict had a good idea about making out a Christmas List to post… so…


Here’s my Wish List:

1) I would like to have a mom. One that looks like Cher and acts like Lucille Ball. But what I got was Mommy Dearest! No wait. That would mean my mom cared what hangers I used. So She is more like Alan and Charlie Harper’s mom. Cold, selfish and indifferent.

2) I would like to have long legs. My inseam is 30inches. I think I would like to have a 36” inseam. Hell. 6 more inches and I’m still only 5’5”!

3) A winter home in Cozumel. Warm and on the beach… aaaahhh. That is paradise!

4) World Peace.

And since I’m gonna get any of theses things… becuz I have everything I want or need… except long legs… I am content. My girls buy me things and really wish they didn’t. Spend that money on the boys. GiGi has everything she needs!

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Baloney said...

In the spirit of your list... I'd like to have thin thighs and big boobs. ;)

Impulsive Addict said...

I like Jonni's answer--thin thighs but my boobs just need to be perky--not bigger.

And since you are probably asleep, I linked you up! =)

Shawn said...

I have the shortest legs you will ever see on a 5'8" woman, I am all body. So I too would like longer legs.

You really are a lot of fun, I so wish we could chill over some of your homemade salsa and a Patron margarita!

Thanks for linking up, we love you long time!

Date Girl said...

I would love some longer legs, and a waist. I'm a 5ft and stubby. ;-) I would also love it if my boobs were a B cup. My less than As are kind of pathetic. I don't know if you can even count them as boobs!

Jill said...

I started making a Christmas wish list the other day. A bread maker. A blender. Seasons of The Big Bang Theory. A new watch.

I'm going to add longer legs and much skinnier body to that, now.

Connie said...

I need to figure out what I want for Christmas this year!

Sarah Kate said...

Good call on the long legs!!! I'm gonna wish for that, too! And a nice tooshie while I'm at it!! :o)

Stacie said...

Yes, but if you wish for long legs and not new, longer pants, you will be all Michael Jackson in high might need to add pants to the list if the legs start to look like they might become a reality...just trying to help you plan ahead.

Heather's Happenings said...

I would love a winter home on the beach. I hate Ohio in the winter.

Emmy said...

Wow if your girls can get your world peace they are powerful :)
Fun list- I am 5'5" but have short legs- took me many years to admit I had to buy the pants marked S- at least if I didn't want them dragging on the ground that is

VandyJ said...

I want time. To sleep, to read, to dream, just time. I don't think I'll get it though.

Boobies said...

Embrace your height shorty....Short is sexy, don't ya know?!

becca said...

in the spirit of your wish list i want longer legs and smaller hips

Becca @ R We There Yet Mom? said...

Can you add an iPad to your list for your non-loving Rod Stewart friend??


CoolHandLucy said...

I'm 5'9"....and a 31 inseam. It could be worse. My brother is 6'2" and 29 inseam. We carry our length in our torso. My kid is doomed. :)

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