It’s Talk To US Tuesday!!
A very good way to get my groove back! Feeling better but… funky. The meds are messin’ with my head.
So while I have an audience of women this next subject is something we all need to take heed.
Let’s talk about Formal Night on the cruise.
Underwear Ladies!! USE IT!!
A good bra goes a long way. Invest in one that is can be used as a strapless, racer back, one shoulder, or halter top. Victoria’s Secret makes a fabulous one! The one I have is a push up also. I don’t go for the Playtex crap of “lifting and separating”. That’s bullshit! I want cleavage!! I want my gals High in the Air and squished together!!
Too many ladies had their hair lookin’ fab with their Girl Face on struttin’ their stuff with saggy boobs!! What the Hell??!!
And why spend all that time in dieting’ and shoppin’ for the perfect dress only to see panty lines and belly buttons or belly lines?? Spanx!! Or find something at HellMart that will smooth out the lines.
SarahJessica Parker is a size flippin’ 2 and she wears spanx! I kid you not. She’s not tryin’ to control fat… she doesn’t have any!! She’s smoothin’ out the lines!!
I saw way too many ladies with beautiful dresses and lookin’ stunnin’ only to have panty lines!!
I had a pair of leopard sling backs that I have been diein’ to wear so I bought a leopard scarf for my hair and carried my brown beaded clutch along with my black and white pearls… I looked foxy!
And as Roy zipped me up into that snug dress, he stated a fact. “We are goin’ on a diet when we get home!”
Amen to that!
Oh and a wee piece of important information… too short is not formal, it’s tacky! I saw several young ladies with dresses that were so short that you could see the candy store! TACKY!!
I have no good advice as to how to break in high heels and not get blisters. So let me tell you how to battle the blisters. I use Band-Aid Blister Healer Things… They are soooo good! And Band-Aid Friction Block… it is the best to keep from gettin' blister on heels and the top of your foot.
And walk in your new shoes as much as possible! Nothing looks more sad than a fabulous lady that can’t walk in 6 inch heels. I know I have troubles in stilettos! I much prefer wedges.
Trust me! Next time you have to get all gussied up for a weddin’ or a formal night on your cruise, you’ll look much more stunnin’ with the right foundation under that beautiful dress.
And By The Way… Some undergarments are made crotchless! So you don’t have to get totally undressed to pee!