I’ll be back in October with loads of stories of wild adventures… I hope.
Past cruise adventures… showerin’ with a groom on his honeymoon on the beach in Mexico. I was soooooo drunk. I had sand in my swim bottoms… I was fully clothed.
It took me, PanchoVilla and a lesbian couple to get Roy back to the cruise ship in Mexico. He was soooooo drunk. And fully clothed.
We won’t be going to Mexico this time.
Mick the Drunk Aussie tried to pick me up on the Alaskan Cruise.
No one tried to pick me up on the Hawaiian Cruise, as my mother inlaw was with me the whole time. Try going on a cruise and not drinking!! We had so sneak it in!!
And let’s see I’ve been to Hell and back and swam in string ray infested waters… That was soooooo scary!!
So I am hopin’ that going to the Bahamas is no different. Well maybe not the scary part.