Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Hump Day: We Want To Know…

I just couldn’t do last week’s WWTK!


Q&A about family… Just couldn’t do it. Too close from havin’ exiled myself… again!

I am much better this week. I am. Really. I just have a to do list… buy a cocktail dress for the cruise becuz my hip seem to have widen a bit too much.

Okay. A lot. But still… I have to go shoppin’ today. And I have to get ready for the carpet to be installed on Friday!

Yep! Thank All That Is Good And Holy!! Friday!!! So I’ve been movin’ my sewin’ stuff upstairs. And there’s a lot of it.

A. Lot.

You’d think I’d just whip up a cocktail dress but I… there’s a movie quote for this… “A man’s Got to know his limitations!”

I can sew the shit outta tote bags but dresses… whole other story!


Host Mamarazzi and Queso … Link Up!

1. What is the best advice someone has ever given you?

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. My daddy told me that about my stupidass cousin and it has carried over into my adult life.

I try!! I Do!!

Teenage girls lie. And when they become adults, they will expand on the first lies. Even if you know this child inside and outside… they will still lie.

Trust me.

2. What is your greatest accomplishment?

I rode my Harley to Sturgis for the The Big Biker Rally!

I did!!!!

There are a lot of men that have not done that!

sturgisOn the border of South Dakota 2002.

3. Who do you admire?

I admire a lot of folks.

I admire someone that has great trouble free kids.

I admire those who get to have Sunday Dinners with their grandkids.

I admire women that are happy with themselves and say fuck it to everything else. I try to be like that.

I admire men… lots of men… just becuz they are easy on the eyes!

4. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

I’d like to be taller. So That when I tell people how much I weigh they wouldn’t say, “I wish I weighed only that!”

Really?? And you’re 12 foot 2!!

Try being 4 foot 11 long enough to step on the scales. Bitch!

5. How do you want to be remembered?

For being a free spirit and livin’ life on MY Terms! Without Toxic People… even if they are my own kin!

Fly High FreeByrd!

I will make it around to everyone, I promise, but it may be tomorrow before I finish… getting’ around to you all. I know exactly what dress I want. I just hope it’s still there.

And becuz the carpet comes on Friday, I will be without internet for a brief time.

FB16 Please friend me.

Wait. That sounds like beggin’!

But still… please. Friend me.


insomnia said...

I freinded you on FB.
4' 11 here too! By the time I'm 80 I'll be 3'11!
Have a great day!

allstarme said...

LOL @ the last one in #3. Me too, sister, me too...

Connie Weiss said...

I couldn't do last week's questions about family either.

Mine are as toxic as they come and my life is better without them in it. Sad, but true.

I've decided that I also want to be known for my kick ass margarita's so I'm going to watch your video again.

Stacy said...

Great advice - i think i might have been told that too...but did i always listen...NOPE!

Jenn said...

I so want to learn how to ride a Harley!!! You rock!

VandyJ said...

I'd have to be dead not to admire a good looking guy.

Jill said...

"I admire men… lots of men… just becuz they are easy on the eyes!"

hahahaha...ME TOO!! lol

Glad you're carpet is finally coming!!

The Hammonds said...

My Mom calls that advice the Thumper Theory! My whole life, when I want to plead the 5th because I only have mean things to say, I just tell the person, "I am going to follow the Thumper Theory here!" If they haven't seen Bambi they think I'm crazy, but I think it is great advice!

becca said...

we already beez friendz on FB and wow what a cool bike can you take me for a ride

Dee said...

Lol I love love LOVE # 4's answer!!

mommyspice said...

My Nana used to tell me that. Sometimes it's really hard to keep your mouth shut though. Thanks for stopping by my blog and for your comment!

Stephy said...

I love your #4! I am short too & it's ridiculous how idiotic people can be!

Amanda said...

Let me tell you, I agree about last weeks questions also! I'm not sure I would've made it out alive!

And the advice about teenage girls, agree with that too!

I'm quite enjoying your humor!

Lourie said...

Being tall def has it perks, but people make stupid assumptions when you are you must play basketball or volleyball. I suck at both of those! (I am six foot) I worked with a gal who is your same height, she would make me get stuff off the top shelves, and I in turn would tell her to get stuff down below. We were mean to each other...but it was good fun kind of mean.