Thursday, July 21, 2011

The Best Laid Plans…

of Mice and Men Oft Go Awry.

And Nadine’s.

Plan A: Start my diet.

   Get a hysterectomy… no more periods.

   Recover in 2 weeks or maybe 2 1/2 weeks.

   Get back in the gym for the next 6 weeks… and bust my ass!!

   Look super hot for the Cruise in September.

And then I got the call.

The doctor that is to preform the surgery became ill and will be out for 2 weeks. HUH? Who the hell can predict a illness to last 2 weeks?? Sounds to me like he went on vacation!!

One week from surgery and it’s cancelled. And I do not know when it will be rescheduled.


This just doesn’t work for me. At. All.

I have a plan!!!  or HAD!!!!!!!

Joan Jett is comin’ to a local Casino. I LOVE JOAN JETT LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CUPCAKES!!! OMG!! I could pee my pants over this news!!!

But now that I don’t know where my surgery fits into my own schedule I can’t buy tickets to her concert becuz what if… WHAT IF?????? I’m re-coopin’ from SURGERY!!!!!!

If the surgery is scheduled for August I can still cruise but not do the concert.

If surgery is gonna be scheduled for any time in September… I will put on the brakes for that!! I have the cruise paid for!!! I will not… WILL NOT… miss that!!

Can you see me crawlin’ up the gangway to board a cruise ship??? I WILL DO IT!!

But I know that I will also put the surgery off until I return.

Plan B: Start my diet.

    Start the gym… next week. I’m still mad and I don’t want to take that mad to the gym. I might get bitchy… bitchier than normal.

    Look super hot for the cruise.

    Schedule the hysterectomy for October.


Do you know what the really truly sad thing is about this whole problem??? Besides not getting’ to see Joan Jett… I WILL BE ON MY PERIOD WHILE CRUISING!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rachel said...

That just sucks, I am sorry! You know what they say about the best laid plans...

Jill said...

Man! I hate when plans change and there's not much you can do about 'em...

Colleen said...

That DOES sound more like a vacation than a sickness! Fishy . . .

And Joan Jett ROCKS.

Anonymous said...

Having your period on a cruise?


Teresa in KC