This link up is brought to by Impulsive Addict, Janette, Mamarazzi, and Seriously Shawn.
Come On Peeps!! Link Up!! We could all use more friends.
This Week’s Questions are from Impulsive Addict… I love these questions!!!
1). If the blogging world had a talent show, what would your act be?
If the talent show was x-rated, I’d do well. I have no real talent. I really don’t. But Roy swears there’s a tattoo on the back of my neck that says, “For Adult Entertainment Purposes Only”.
2). What's the most likely reason you might become famous?
This blog. I hope. In dream world, I see myself being approached by Hollywood or the Valley… where the Porn stars are… and this blog being made into a movie or sitcom. I’m not PW but I am just as good… in my mind. Or become famous at the x-rated talent show.
3). What question are you repeatedly asked that you are tired of hearing?
As a kid, I used to hear all the time, “Do you chew tobaccy?” Or “Do you know how to spit your tobaccy?”
Seriously!! All. The. Time.
I have a cluster of freckles on my left cheek that was darker than the rest of the freckles. It’s looked like a splotch of tobacco spit!!
Well. I have not tanned my face in years, so you can’t even see the dark freckles anymore. One more reason not to tan. I’m a White Woman and Proud of it!
And yes, I can spit my tobaccy right!
4.) What's the last thing you broke?
One of the precious Jelly Jar Glasses. I was makin’ Roy a margarita and the ice chunk wouldn’t go in the glass. So I just pushed and the glass broke slicin' my finger with it! Roy loves his Jelly Jar Glasses!!
5.) Finish this sentence. I can't believe I used to ________.
I can’t believe I used to have a crush on DavidCassidy. Did you see him on CelebrityApprentis?
I can’t believe I used to be a cheerleader. I did. I only did it for the pompoms and then didn’t have any!! Bummer.
I can’t believe I used to be able to do flips. I was gonna be the Next Nadia! I did turn a cartwheel last summer! Roy told me to quit before I hurt something… killjoy!
I can’t believe I used to be able to run the 220 in 27 seconds!
I can’t believe I used to be a size 0. I was 17. I hope to some day be a size 10! That’s the only way I’ll have a 0 in my size again!
I can’t believe I’m near 50… in 3 1/2 years!! But still. Is it any wonder I can’t do flips or run the 220 or be a size 0… at least I’ve honed my bedroom skills into a fine art!