Wednesday, June 01, 2011

We Want To Know Wednesday…

This link up is brought to by Impulsive Addict, Janette, Mamarazzi, and Seriously Shawn.
Come On Peeps!! Link Up!! We could all use more friends.
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This Week’s Questions are from Impulsive Addict… I love these questions!!!
1). If the blogging world had a talent show, what would your act be?
If the talent show was x-rated, I’d do well. I have no real talent. I really don’t. But Roy swears there’s a tattoo on the back of my neck that says, “For Adult Entertainment Purposes Only”.

2). What's the most likely reason you might become famous?
This blog. I hope. In dream world, I see myself being approached by Hollywood or the Valley… where the Porn stars are… and this blog being made into a movie or sitcom. I’m not PW but I am just as good… in my mind. Or become famous at the x-rated talent show.
3). What question are you repeatedly asked that you are tired of hearing?
As a kid, I used to hear all the time, “Do you chew tobaccy?” Or “Do you know how to spit your tobaccy?”
Seriously!! All. The. Time.
I have a cluster of freckles on my left cheek that was darker than the rest of the freckles. It’s looked like a splotch of tobacco spit!!
Well. I have not tanned my face in years, so you can’t even see the dark freckles anymore. One more reason not to tan. I’m a White Woman and Proud of it!
And yes, I can spit my tobaccy right!
4.) What's the last thing you broke?
One of the precious Jelly Jar Glasses. I was makin’ Roy a margarita and the ice chunk wouldn’t go in the glass. So I just pushed and the glass broke slicin' my finger with it! Roy loves his Jelly Jar Glasses!!
5.) Finish this sentence.  I can't believe I used to ________.
I can’t believe I used to have a crush on DavidCassidy. Did you see him on CelebrityApprentis?
I can’t believe I used to be a cheerleader. I did. I only did it for the pompoms and then didn’t have any!! Bummer.
I can’t believe I used to be able to do flips. I was gonna be the Next Nadia! I did turn a cartwheel last summer! Roy told me to quit before I hurt something… killjoy!
I can’t believe I used to be able to run the 220 in 27 seconds!
I can’t believe I used to be a size 0. I was 17. I hope to some day be a size 10! That’s the only way I’ll have a 0 in my size again!
I can’t believe I’m near 50… in 3 1/2 years!! But still. Is it any wonder I can’t do flips or run the 220 or be a size 0… at least I’ve honed my bedroom skills into a fine art!

16 comments:

allstarme said...

Ha ha good answers.

Amanda said...

Well you're funny too! That's a talent.

Now all you have to do is write a "how to" book for the adult section and you'll be rich too. (I'll buy it.)

VandyJ said...

Every one needs something they excel at. And as long as Roy isn't complaining you've got nothing to worry about, right?

AndreaLeigh said...

Funny answers. :)

Jen said...

I'd love to be a size 10 again...this whole break-up has left me with 20 more lbs...:-(

BTW...IT WORKED!

Amy said...

Holy Cow! I almost spewed my sweet tea on #1. -- too funny! Go, Roy!

Amber said...

I'd be pretty amazing to be able to do flips at 50 - although if Kirstie Alley can do it so can you!

Ouch to your finger, I probably would've thrown a jelly jar glass if I had gotten sliced by another one! But I'm an angry person so it's to be expected.

Johanson Family said...

You're a trip!! I always enjoy your answers! I wish I had thought of that many things I used to do-- my brain is fried!! Thanks for linkin up!!

Heather said...

Loved all your answers!
My uncle used to have me chew tobacco when I was like 3 years old. He said I was a good at spitting it out too.

Impulsive Addict said...

You are too funny! I'll start calling you x-rated tobaccy girl!

David Cassity? Seriously? Bleh!

Thanks for linking up, my friend! Your answers never fail to disappoint!

Sandra said...

David Cassidy...sigh...I know right. My youth was shattered in one fell swoop after seeing him on Celebrity Apprentice. And why does he have to be so dorky and bouncy?...ruined youth I tell ya...

Connie Weiss said...

Shawn Cassidy was my boy. Sigh.

I still can't believe I'm 40. I don't FEEL 40. I feel 25. Mostly. Okay...I ACT 25.

Stacie said...

I guess we've all got to be good at something!

becca said...

great answers and thanks for stopping by my blog

Everyday Life

Shawn said...

I stared in an adult video one time. It was with my husband and after viewing it I quickly deleted it and went on a diet!

You chew-spittin' porn star you!

David Cassidy is ok but his little brother Shawn was who I wanted.

I tried doing a cartwheel a few weeks ago. I felt like my toes were straight up in the air. The laughter from the witnesses and their hands hovering just 18" off the ground told a different story! The horror!

Thanks for linking up!

The Gaelic Wife said...

Great answers! Now how do I link up? I've reread the durned thing twice and can't figure it out. I might need more coffee. :)