Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Humpday Q And A…

We Want To Know!! Join in on the fun. I even have a question in the line up this week… and it’s not a slutty question so don’t panic!

Link-Up brought to by…


Go to either Impulsive Addict or Janette or Mamarazzi or Seriously Shawn to get in on the link-up. It’s been fun!

1. What was the last thing you searched for online?

Meg Cabot books… Princess Diaries and other teen books… I was lookin’ for somethin’ with an adult theme. I’ve read all of the Queen of Babble and the Heather Mills series.

2. If we visit your home state, what is one MUST we should do before leaving?

I’m an Okie… Visit Discoveryland!  I went there 4yrs ago or so… The Deal Breaker.

3. What do you think pharmaceutical companies should invent a pill for that isn't on the market yet?

Of Course I want a new drug, One that doesn’t make me sick. One that won't make me crash my car. Or make me feel three feet thick… Yeah okay that is Huey Lewis but still.

And being the shallow person that I am, I’m not gonna say one to cure all ills. Nope. I want one to make me thin. Not rail thin. Just 10 or 15lbs or so. I tried that one pill that… can’t even think of the name now… but it makes your poop orange. I do not want my anti-fat pill to make anyone’s poop weird. I just want the fat gone. I used to take dexatrim a long time ago. I did really well. I kept my weight under 130… and then they took it off the market. Damn it! I mean really! How hard is it to take One Pill A Day!

Like birth control… one pill a day. Are there really women that can’t remember to take a pill every day? All I had to do was hear that baby cry or change a shitty diaper and I would think, “Did I take that pill? I don’t want 2 of these bawlin’ shitty things!”

No. I never got Mother of the Year Award.

Wait. I’ve drifted off subject.

Allie! That’s it! The diet drug that makes your poop orange!!

And if you do try it… don’t fart. I’m just sayin’.

4. Comes from Me and Amber… When was your first kiss? Was it good or bad?

I was 9. And it was good. For a 9 yr old. No tongue. But so sweet. The Little Rooster from next door… Oh I loved him!

5. Come from VandyJ … What is your guilty pleasure tv show that you can not miss?

My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding… there I’ve said it. I dvr it so I don’t miss Those Dresses… OMG!

Be sure to click on all the links to check out was awesome people these ladies are… even if you don’t link-up.

And If you make it to Oklahoma… Check Out Discoveryland… despite my ravin’ review.


Jen said...

You're talking about Alli....OMG when I heard what it made you do I was like, I am NOT taking that!!! EW!

Pattie said...

You are a hoot! 8>)

allstarme said...

Ha ha good answers!

Carol said...
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Carol said...

great answers and new follower!!!

Stephy said...

Great question.
I seriously love that you just gave us all advice not to fart. Amazing!!

Connie Weiss said...

Does Alli work? Becasue if it works....I don't care what color my poop is. And I don't fart anyway...because I don't keep my mouth shut long enough to build up pressure.

That was a joke.


VandyJ said...

A decent diet pill would make millions!
You early bloomer you!

Johanson Family said...

yeah, my hubs tried to take Alli b/c his dr. wouldn't give him anything else and I could have killed that Dr. for the way my toilets looked-- it was like popcorn butter (sorry, but true) and that crap does not just flush. have you heard of Adipex? that works. thanks for the fun question!!

Jill said...

My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding! My friend keeps telling me I need to watch this...on the to-do list.

I've never heard of this diet pill that will turn my poop orange, but I also said I wanted a no-mess, no-fuss diet pill. Seriously, how hard can it be to figure that one out??

Impulsive Addict said...

Sadly, I've never been to Discoveryland. I can't even tell you where it is.

I love Huey. Good times!

I've never even heard of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. Did you just make that up??

You are too funny!

Halie said...

Uhm, orange poop? Next diet pill on the line, please.

Amber said...


Ok so Alli has always skeeved me out because I heard it gave you like liquid poop, but I didn't know it made it orange too! Yikes!

Marisa said...

"And if you do take it, don't fart"

LMAOOOOO!! True Story right there!!!

Kayla said...

bawlin shitty things.. LOL!!! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love your blog and girl you cracked me up with that answer.

Oh and My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.. I too am OMG'ing at the screen!!!!!!

MiMi said...

I'm going to have to google Discoveryland! :)
LOVE Meg Cabot.
Have you ever read Hester Browne? She's pretty good.
I also love the Huey song reference. Now I can't get it out of my head! LOL

Date Girl said...

We read very similar books. I love young adult fiction! They are such a fun read. Anything you'd recommend? Lol orange poo. I'm sure that pill was not at all healthy! Big fat gypsy wedding? Never heard of it but I think I need to watch.

Bridget said...

Evvery one of these answers cracked me up...mkay, if I ever thought about Alli, I'm not now ;)

NaKesha said...

I read Insatiable by Meg Cabot and it was pretty ggod. The sequel Overbite comes out next week too!

Rachel said...

I love My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding! I just discovered it last week and I am addicted. OMG the dresses are so incredible! I was on that Ali stuff before it was over the counter and it was stronger I agree don't fart! Whatever you do don't fart ever. LOL.

Beth Zimmerman said...

Never heard that about Ally! I will now avoid it! :)

McKenzie said...

That is a little odd that it turns your poop orange, eek haha.

& I really want to watch My Fat Gypsy Wedding!

becca said...

wow huey lewis haven't heard that song in some time brought back memories

Everyday Life

Myya said...

Gypsy Wedding... Mamarazzi made me watch that this week. I have to say I'll now watch it again. Dang her! :)

Becca @ R We There Yet Mom? said...

You are a riot!! I am so glad I popped over tonight!!

What is this Discoveryland? I am driving through OK on the way home in a few weeks - do I need to stop??

And the Gypsy Wedding thing - I was totally intrigued!


~ Crystal ~ said...

Oh, so Orange Poop is the side effect of Alli everyone has been talking about. I almost bought that stuff and good thing I didn't. I could so go for a good diet pill. And one that doesn't change my poop any color.

Screaming Sardine said...

LOL - orange farts. Now that would be as weird as orange poop!

Didn't know there was a Disneyland in OK! That's pretty cool!

Tracy Screaming Sardine

Stacie said...

I laughed so hard at the whole weight loss question and the crying babies!

dddiva said...

Okay I have to ask- was that the diet pill that said one of the side effects was anal seepage. OMG I think I'd stay fat first.

Hehe glad to find you. :)

Amanda said...

Have you tried Jennifer Crusie? If you like Meg, you might like her too.

Yes, there are such women. I'm very forgetful when it comes to pills, so he has to wear a condom since he's too afraid to get the snip.