At the current moment no.
Roy and I have an agreement that when the bank account hit a certain amount, I get new carpeting for the house.
Well guess what!?!
I get new carpet!!
Huge Biggie!!! I’m so excited!!
The carpet has been in this house since 1964… and it’s really bad! I caught my toes in one of the rips one day. Roy looked at me like I was stupid becuz I tripped… Until, he caught his bigass toes in one of the rips and tripped!!
“Yeah!!!!! I get new carpet!!” I sung to him, as he caught his balance. He blushed all over… “I get new carpet!!!”
But I can’t buy it without him. It’s not that he wants to pick out the color but just monitor what I spend. And he wants a $1000 chainsaw! But whatever!
And I can’t get it until he rips out the old.
And I not allowed to do it myself… the rippin’ out part.
Or move the TV.
Or the PC desk.
He really has to be specific about these sorta things… becuz I WILL DO IT MYSELF!
What the Hell?!!
Sorry, I had to take a break in all this action. I was surrounded by cats. I felt like a helpless gazelle being stalked by a pride of lions… my cats wanted something. Scooter was sittin’ on the PC mouse! What the Hell?
I fed them already!
They have water!
When I get up, they all run to the kitchen… What? The? Hell?
Where was I?
Rippin’ out… WHAT THE HELL!!!!!
There’s a lightnin’ bug on my ass!!
His ass lightin’ up is one thing… mine? Whole other subject!
Oh God, It’s gonna be one of those days… Shit!