Wednesday, April 13, 2011

A Smatterin’ Of Crap…

I’ve been tryin’ all freakin’ am to load my first actual Vlog… See it? Yea, Me Either!!! Shit! I’ve tried 3 times. I’ve trimmed it.. and still nothing!! I’ll just have to keep workin’ on it. I didn’t want to open up a YouTube account as VelvetTush… Again! It’s so friggin’ stressful havin’ a “split personality”. UGH!! I’m really bummed about it.

I finally broke down and bought a couple of dream books… Holy Shit! I can’t wait to tell you all about that. I knew I had issues but still! Holy Shit!! Workin’ on the Vlog has zapped me! Later on the dreams.

I think I like bowlin’. Does that make me a nerd or something? We have tried pool, golf, fishin’, boatin’ and motorcyclin’ as a couple but Bowlin’ may be the thing that clicks! We bowled 5 games last Friday night and I actual hung in there without getting’ all pissy like I did with the “other hobbies”… though I think motorcyclin’ was a huge thrill. I can’t tell you what a great feelin’ it is to have rode my own bike to Sturgis!!  But Roy feels much better with me not ridin’ my own bike and throwin’ a heavy bowl down the lanes! I can’t actually kill myself with a bowlin’ ball.

Shit! I’ve jinxed myself. If there’s a way to die by bowlin’ ball… I’ll figure it out.

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