Monday, April 18, 2011

Dreams, Books, And One Horny Toad…

With all the bizarre dreams I’ve been havin’, I finally went and bought a book to help me interpret them. Whoa Baby! The things I have learned!!
Well. Sorta. The book was for those that believe dreams are premonitions. As much as I would love to think that I’m Psychic… more apt to be psychotic… I’m not. Not psychic. Not once in over 40 years of dreamin’ has anything been a foretellin’ of events! My ESPN is totally NOT in tune!
So back to the bookstore for The Dream Dictionary for Dummies.
Perfect. Sorta. It gives me exactly what I was lookin’ for in definin’ the symbolism in all those wild dreams! But the book is like a Psyc 101 Textbook!! I’m supposed to keep a “Dream Journal” and do writin’ assignments!!
Do they make a Cliff’s Notes for Dream Dictionary for Dummies???
So What does all those bizarre dreams mean??
Are you ready?
I’m horny.
I need some manly attention and affection.
And I needed a book to tell me that??
horny-toad-catherine-g-mcelroy

2 comments:

Tracie said...

You just need Roy, and please don't vlog it! :)

Lin said...

lmao...