The last person I made a pinky swear with…
We made a commitment to each other… to love, honor, and cherish. To have and to hold. To keep shit stirred… ‘til death do us part.
You have never done anything to let me down… ever.
You are almost… ALMOST… the perfect man.
That whole anal-retentive thing… and fidgetin’ that you do takes away points. I’m sorry.
But when you wanted a big dog, a Rottweiler, I told you would have to make a commitment to that dog as big as the commitment you made to me... To Love Me Forever… and a bathtub with feet. You came thru with flyin’ colors!!
You’re a good man.
Those Rottweilers have a nasty reputation of being mean and maulin’ children and I don’t want that sort dog in my house! You will work with that dog and he will behave and be gentle. Or you will have to put it down.
No Ifs, Ands, or Buts. He will be trained.