Wordless Wednesday is a concept that’s lost on me.
My Momma said I’ve been talkin’ since the day I came home from the hospital and haven’t stopped since so why try now??
My Bubba’s house.
I helped Daddy put that roof on in 1981.
Weren’t no Insurance company tellin’ them they needed a new roof… DOH!
Weren’t no INSURANCE!!
I don’t do it for me.
No. Really. It’s for him.
I Farm for me.
Bird in the woodstove.
Well no, That’s Jax. But take my word for it. There was a bird in there… For 2 freakin’ days!! Roy didn’t believe me… like the last time I had birds in the attic… remember? At work. Well, I’m not goin’ thru that again!! Poop Every Where!!! No Siree, Bob!
“Don’t worry. I’ll get you out.”
It was a baby mockingbird. Roy just reached right in there are got it out. Now if he’d only listen to me about that squeaky noise in the car, I’d feel so much better!
My sewing project.
It’s for Auntie Barb to give to her facial lady.
THE FACIAL LADY that told TheMerryWidow that she didn’t want me to come back to her salon becuz … well… rumors. She’s “Good Christian”! A small minded woman that believed the bullshit that was goes around in this small town. People do lie. People are mean.
Don’t believe everything you hear.
Don’t believe everything you read in a newspaper, either… come to me. I’ll tell you what took place.
I cried on AuntieBarb’s shoulder about it all. It hurt.
I had introduced AuntieBarb and the BossLady to THE FACIAL WOMAN. Those ladies have spent a lot of money in her shop. I was NOTHING BUT NICE to her and she blackballed me!
And when AuntieBarb asked me to make it for THE FACIAL LADY, “Would you do it? Will you make Nancy a bag?”
Of Course I Will. “I’m a much better person than her.”
It didn’t work!