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1) I will leave Roy flat footed when Brad Pitt wises up and realizes that the love of his life is a freckled gal standin’ 4 foot 11 inches tall and lives in Oklahoma.
Roy knows this fact. And sits on pins and needles in fear and anticipation of that fateful day.
2) I am a klutz. So much so, that my husband won’t leave me alone in the bathtub for fear that I will slip and fall gettin’ out, hittin’ my head upon the vanity counter and dyin’.
Mostly, becuz he doesn’t want to be blamed for my demise.
I’m not allowed to swim alone, mow the yard, or do anything that involves motors and blades. Not even the ice shaver! But yet he leaves me alone with firearms… Go Figure!
I have fallen down the stairs, off the deck, off the ladder and into the pool. And each time, as I’m fallin’ I think to myself, “This is when I hit my head and die.”
And very briefly, my brain wonders where Roy is so he’s not blamed for it!!
3) I Hate Drama!!!
It’s True!! I will Leave Roy… When Brad Knocks on the Door!!!
I hate drama. That’s why I Cut All the Negative People Out.
You got me.
I love Drama. I’m the Drama Queen in our family.
I’m still cuttin’ out the negative people.
I’ll just break Brad’s heart… even though he drove all that way to get me.