Monday, August 23, 2010

2 Truths And A Lie…

The Monday McLinky is a get to know you thing… The Real Housewives of Oklahoma wants to know 2 truths and 1 lie.

Come join in!

Geez… What don’t you know already?? My Blog is an Open Blog running 24/7.

But here we go…

1) I will leave Roy flat footed when Brad Pitt wises up and realizes that the love of his life is a freckled gal standin’ 4 foot 11 inches tall and lives in Oklahoma.

Roy knows this fact. And sits on pins and needles in fear and anticipation of that fateful day.

2) I am a klutz. So much so, that my husband won’t leave me alone in the bathtub for fear that I will slip and fall gettin’ out, hittin’ my head upon the vanity counter and dyin’.

Mostly, becuz he doesn’t want to be blamed for my demise.

I’m not allowed to swim alone, mow the yard, or do anything that involves motors and blades. Not even the ice shaver!  But yet he leaves me alone with firearms… Go Figure!

I have fallen down the stairs, off the deck, off the ladder and into the pool. And each time, as I’m fallin’ I think to myself, “This is when I hit my head and die.”

And very briefly, my brain wonders where Roy is so he’s not blamed for it!!

3) I Hate Drama!!!

No. Really!

It’s True!! I will Leave Roy… When Brad Knocks on the Door!!! 

I hate drama. That’s why I Cut All the Negative People Out.

Okay, Okay.

You got me.

I love Drama. I’m the Drama Queen in our family.

I’m still cuttin’ out the negative people.

I’ll just break Brad’s heart… even though he drove all that way to get me.

8 comments:

Kellyology said...

hahaha...you're so funny. I love that you have trouble fibbing...even in a blog post!

Happy MM!

Territory Mom said...

You're the greatest, telling on yourself.

The Southern Family said...

ahhh, I am so confused! lol

Mom Mayhem says: said...

LOL! I guess you told on yourself -But, hey you never know about Brad Pitt -I hear he sometimes comes back home to OK to visit family so, you might just run into him ;)

Real Housewives of Oklahoma said...

I love that you told on yourself. And, yes, you obviously LOVE drama! I'm the opposite.
Maybe he won't leave you alone in the bathtub because you are naked? It helps.
~ Priss

ShaRhonda said...

You couldn't break the 10 commandments if you had too girl!! LOL!

♥Georgie♥ said...

you.complete.me! LOL love your post

Katy said...

I bet Brad Pitt is too skinny is person.

Drama is a tough one. It's hard to re-wire your brain to be calm when it's telling you to be crazy!