Thursday, July 08, 2010

Send A Search Party!!!

It was time to pay bills, so Roy sat down with the checkbook to balance it up. “Do you have any receipts?”

I dug around in my purse and went thru my wallet and found 5. I handed them to him and walked away.

A bit later he yells, “Are you sure this is all of them?”

“Pretty sure!” but went thru my purse again. Sometimes, I just stuff them down there… becuz  that’s easiest. “No! That’s all of them!”

“What!?!”

I walked back in the livin’ room… “What do you mean ‘what’? That’s all of them.”

“This just can’t be ALL OF THEM!”

“I can’t pull one from my ass!”

“I can’t believe HelllMart hasn’t sent out a search party for you. You’ve haven’t been there in 12 days!! I have entries for every other day and you haven’t been in 12 days!! What the Hell?!?”

Jackass!!

“I had a bad week. Remember?”

“Oh yeah, I forgive you for not goin’ to HellMart for 12 days.”

Jackass!!

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