Sunday, July 25, 2010

Holy Penis Enlargers, Batman!!

This was left in my Guestbook...

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Let me just slip into my SuperMoodyBitch Tights and Cape... Along with The Tiara of Power.
Put on SuperDuty TrashySlut Sash that holds all necessary items to fight evil... like Painkillers, a flask of Tequila, chapstick, hand lotion, a $20 for Just In Case They Don't Take My Debit Card, and a tampon... oh and the debit card...complete with Magic Diva Scepter for bashin' heads and wavin' around arrogantly.... And  I'll Right There!!

Seriously.
Are Freakin' Kiddin' Me??!!??!!

Do you think there'll be Vodka available???

4 comments:

Katy said...

That is too much--although, they do get points for originality!

MizAngie said...

Maybe we all just need to load up on a flat bed trailer armed with tire tools and go save that person.

Of course, you didn't accept their offer so they're already dead.

Oh well - saved us a trip!

kent said...

this was great.... I can just see you waving any of the mentioned articles to fight off the Russian Mafia.

♥Georgie♥ said...

OH.MY.GOSH!