Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Roy's ManDate....

0forgot to add this to the list of things not to forget....becuz well, I'm forgetful.

Friday, Roy's friend, Eddy called him to ask if Roy wanted to ride along with him to Joplin. I was invited to go too. I opted not to go.
Hangin' out in the Academy is not my idea of fun.

So off they go.
When Roy comes home, he has a carry-out box from Red Lobster.
I didn't say anything ....just yet.

When Roy and I go out to eat with Eddy and his wife, we wind up at a restuarant that Eddy chooses. EVERY FRICKIN' TIME!! IF we pick, he bitches the entire time we're there.
If It's not Eddy's Idea, we don't do it. He has to be in control of WHATEVER WE DO.
So when we all go out, Eddy chooses to eat at a place that has "2eat for a special price" though his wife wants to eat at Red Lobster. MrsEddy orders shrimp every where we eat. It's like Eddy hasn't caught on how to have a happy life....If Momma Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy!


So in my fridge is Red Lobster Take-Out.
"Roy, Let me get this straight so we're all on the same page. When we all go out, we are subjected to "2fers special crap places" but when you and your boyfriend go out you eat at Red Lobster?"
He giggled a nervous giggle. "I'll make it up to you."
Oh Yes You Will.

But I'm not done yet.
MrsEddy needs to know about the ManDate.
I ratted the Bastard out!
She was so pissed!!
"You're kiddin' me!! Red Lobster!! No!! You're kiddin' me!!"

I don't think it will make a bit of difference...but I can hope!
She's got to get it in her head, "She who controls the HoneyPot, Controls the HoneyDipper."

2 comments:

Lin said...

Ha ha...I would have ratted him out too!

You two should get together & go out to Red Lobster (YUM!) on your own now.

Miss Thystle said...

that's why you two should go on GIRL date! Girl date kicks every other dates ass.