Saturday, December 19, 2009

It's Just Gross...

So he made me keep my doctor's appointment...jerk!

I mean really!

If I had a job, wouldn't I call in sick??

Seriously, what???

So as I sat there with the doctor tellin' her all my symptoms of my cold.

"There's phlegm."

"What color?"


I don't know.

It's like poop.

I don't look at that either!!

Though I do know the color codes. I have had children.

Clear...healthy...just snot.

Yellow and small chunks...cold and infection.

Green and large chunks....possible flu or pneumonia

Brown and has pieces of lung mixed in....time to consult the mortician!

This Am, after a coughin' spell, I felt compelled to look at what came up....ICK!!!

"Honey!! It's Brown!!! But keep in mind I just ate a chocolate Zinger!!!"

He just laughed me.

"We'll not call an ambulance yet."


Tracie said...

Eww! Feel better!!

Kelly said...


Hope your phlegm turns clear real soon! ;)

Becca said...

Feel better soon!

Katy said...

I'm pretty squemish about the doctor stuff too--imagine when I had my colon issues! I almost died having to describe my symptoms.

MizAngie said...

Usually Nadine is really HOT!
But today it seems she's full of SNOT!
Be careful, Roy, if you try to hug 'er,
Cause she might just zap you with a bugger.
Just in case she really hits you,
Wipe it off with a big ol' tissue.
I hope that when you ate that Zinger,
That you didn't have a bugger on your finger!!!!

Get better soon!