So he made me keep my doctor's appointment...jerk!
I mean really!
If I had a job, wouldn't I call in sick??
So as I sat there with the doctor tellin' her all my symptoms of my cold.
I don't know.
It's like poop.
I don't look at that either!!
Though I do know the color codes. I have had children.
Yellow and small chunks...cold and infection.
Green and large chunks....possible flu or pneumonia
Brown and has pieces of lung mixed in....time to consult the mortician!
This Am, after a coughin' spell, I felt compelled to look at what came up....ICK!!!
"Honey!! It's Brown!!! But keep in mind I just ate a chocolate Zinger!!!"
He just laughed me.
"We'll not call an ambulance yet."