1) From Roy: "You need to fix that before we Cruise or you won't get screwed!"
Har Hardy Har Har!!
2) From Roy: There was hair in the bathroom sink,
"See, Even your body is rejecting it!"
Kiss My Lily White Ass!!
At least I have hair!!!
3) From my Mom: Left on Facebook...for all the world or at least the people we know.
"You are a blonde! If I had wanted you to be a brunette, I'da made you that way!"
"Mom, I was born a redhead."
"Oh yeah. I forgot."
She's on medication for insanity....I just sure of it.