Wednesday, November 18, 2009

3 Things Said To Me As A Brunette...

1) From Roy: "You need to fix that before we Cruise or you won't get screwed!"
Har Hardy Har Har!!
Ass!!

2) From Roy: There was hair in the bathroom sink,
"See, Even your body is rejecting it!"
Kiss My Lily White Ass!!
At least I have hair!!!

3) From my Mom: Left on Facebook...for all the world or at least the people we know.
"You are a blonde! If I had wanted you to be a brunette, I'da made you that way!"
"Mom, I was born a redhead."
"Oh yeah. I forgot."

She's on medication for insanity....I just sure of it.

5 comments:

♥georgie♥ said...

LMAO@your moms FB convo!!!!

MizAngie said...

Remember "Sun-In"? Just squirt it on your hair, sit in the sun, and it would bleach into natural-looking sun streaks. Ha. My philosophy of "if a little will work then a lot will work even better" turned my hair blonde all over one summer. VERY blonde. My daddy said I looked like a tramp (because only tramps bleached their hair). I was 13. I replied with something that got me grounded for a couple of weeks. Ha!!

Gina (Mannyed) said...

Critics!

Sherrie said...

LOL @ oh yea I forgot!

Katy said...

It's wrong to laugh? Just checking.