Friday, October 02, 2009

Who Should Pick Out The Sex Toys???

The person usin' it??


Or the person just watchin'??


Or helpin'???



Isn't that pretty???

You can get it at Adam And Eve

"Honey, Look at this."
We were on an emergency run to the sextoystore.
Not our emergency. We just rode along.
I saw this little beauty.
"Looks interestin'."
"I thought so. But what about these little thingies? What good are they?"
He looked at me like I was nuts.
A look I'm used to by now.

"It's supposed to give a good sensation."
"Oh really!"
"Yes."
"I don't think so."
"Yes it does."
"So YOU'VE had one in YOUR Vagina!"

HappyWife had stepped up by then, "I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT!"

So really, just who should pick out the toys???
I'll pick out my own, Thank You very much!!

6 comments:

♥georgie♥ said...

OMGosh...that thing looks scary!!!!

yes we should pick out our own! not that i own any....

Miss Thystle said...

it looks far too pokey. But I agree on picking out your own.

Lin said...

Wow, that's a little intimidating. Not my style...but I agree that the person who it'll be used on should pick it out.

Tracie said...

Ya, that looks a little harsh, but definately you should pick out your own

MizAngie said...

Oh yeah, I'm a firm believer in picking out the things that are gonna go in, on, or around my person. I need to get a new one - the old one keeps chipping my teeth. hahahahhahhahaa!!!

Billie said...

That looks like a piece of art and not to be sullied by... well... sex!

I guess I am going against the consensus but I wouldn't have a problem with someone picking out a toy for me.