Sunday, 11:30 Am, I was in the kitchen frettin' over an unripened avocado. I've had the damn thing for a week and it's still as hard as a rock!! They ALWAYS ripen overnight!! I thought I would try fryin' it.
Anyway... the house was cool. I was wearin' an oversized sweatshirt and wool socks....I was comfortable.
Roy was not.
I could hear him crumplin' paper.
I ran to the doorway of the livin' room and with my knife poised to stab, "WHAT THE HELL?????"
He was about to die but he grinned.
"Then put on some clothes but do not make a fire in the stove!!!"
He ignored me.
Later, he came in to tell me, "We took a vote and you were out voted 7 to 1."
"Come see." and lead me into the livin' room where there were 6 cats spread out all around the stove.
"See. 7 to 1."
By12:30 I was sittin' in my shorts and tank top.....dyin'!!!