Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Blushin', Beards, and Panties...

While drivin' to town, I leaned over close to Roy to confide in him.
I didn't want him to miss one word.
"Honey, I don't know about your beard and how it grows back in but my beard gets caught in my panties."

He actually turned pink!!
"What?"
"My beard. While I'm on the elliptical thingy, my beard's stubble gets caught in my panties. It's itchy. That ever happen to you?"

Still blushin', "No."

"Now you'll have something to think about at the gym besides that NewWoman's nipples."

3 comments:

Tracie said...

I don't know about Roy, but that was a visual I didn't need!

Billie said...

You are bad! but that is why I love you so!

Gina (Mannyed) said...

the fact that you can still make Roy blush is a score for you!