hehehe ...funny you should mention "milkin'". Roy did get his nipples tweaked!
I got slapped on the ass...twice!
That HappyWife is so much fun!!
So I went to mail a package the other day at the local post office. I was not thrilled by the experience.
"Honey, that Postmaster is about as friendly as a pet rock."
"She's a government employee."
"But Honey, she's named Robin! She's a redhead with freckles! She should be all sunshine and rainbows....you know, friendly!"
"But she's still a government employee."
She does not carry the name proudly and with fun and excitement.
She should change her name to something like Gertrude or Esmeralda.