Just another day at the gym... Roy's on a treadmill and I'm doing my thing....when GymHo comes in.
And gets on the treadmill next to him.
I rolled my eyes.
And I am determined not to look at him as I know he'll have that stupid opossum eatin' shit grin of his plastered on his face!
I just kept myself busy....and she started joggin'!
I couldn't help but look.
And there he was grinnin' ear to ear as she jogged those big ole boobs....Geez!
On the way home, Roy says to me, "I don't want to get anything started. But I think she's comin' on to me. She was whisperin' something and you know my hearin' so I'm not sure."
Well, my curiosity is peeked!!!
Come on to Roy???
In front of me???
She'll never know what hit her!!
He continued, "But I think she said, 'I like older men and you're in good shape so if you wanna get together, Call Me. But with her whisperin' I could be wrong."
"And she gave you her number?" I asked.
My mind was racin'.
Do I yank his chain to control him?
Or to I take her out in one fatal blow??
"Or maybe she just said 'Good Mornin' with my hearin' being what it is."
He just grinned.
I was the only one gettin' my chain yanked!!
I asked Roy what he thought and he thinks the man wanted sex from me....but Roy was WAY too mad....I think it was Roy the gunsmith wanted!!!