I will not show you the BoozeFueledDVDs.
You'll just have to wait until we are both dead and gone and someone goes thru the safe and decides to sell the BoxOSex on Ebay.
Never teach your spouse how to work the video camera.
It's just shocking the things that you see!!
And I'm no prude!!
So one fabulous DateNight Roy popped in one.
AND OH MY GOD!!!
I see now that my ass was indeed quite big....more than that....it was enormous!!!
I realized that I need liposuction. There isn't any amount of crunches or bicycle'n that's gonna cure that problem I've got in the middle!!
I need Botox.
It's funny... in a non-funny sorta way....that no matter what angle my head was in....upside down and hangin' off the bed....that deep set wrinkle in the middle of my forehead NEVER GOES AWAY!!!!
Apparently, no amount of tequila....or happy sex feelin's make that damn thing go away!!!!
Am I the only one that has done this??
If so...learn from my mistakes.