So Roy said, "Come Help Me!"
He was up on the roof. He is tryin' to boost up our antenna becuz we can't get Tulsa stations any more. We are at the misery of Missouri.
Damn digital BullShit.
Damn the FCC!!
It's like being on vacation ...you know when you're sittin' in a motel in some podunk town hopin' for a weather report to know what to wear the next day and some stranger is tellin' it could rain if you are in BumFuckEgypt County but if you're in ButtLick County you'll need the sunscreen....and you have no idea what county you in...becuz you're on vacation.
If it wasn't for the Tulsa paper I wouldn't have a clue as to what is going on in my own state!
We have a satellite and our company provides local stations for 96% of their customers...guess who lives in that 4% that doesn't get local stations....ME! If 96% of the people couldn't get their news and weather there would be a bigger uproar about it.
Me and my 4% will be blown away in the next tornado becuz we didn't know about it.
That last storm that past thru the area, The actual Tornado that hit the ground was never announced until after it was over. Tulsa Stations, watch the storms roll all the way across the state.
Missouri stations....are not concerned about the area that I live in it seems.
For first time in my life, I'm scared.
So he bought an antenna that is supposed to be all that and bag of chips and pick up a digital signal 85 miles away....And that would be a NO!
But none the less he needs help. So up on the roof I go....and get yelled at....I did exactly what he said and I still get yelled at.
And when I'm done, It's time to go down the ladder. He says, "Don't fall off the ladder and ruin my day."
I think I have a sunburn!! Thank you so much for that!
Oh and the HD is supposed to be a crisp and beautiful....not so much...it's got twinkle lights all over the screen....WOO Freakin' HOO!!
The next purchase will be a storm shelter.
Post Number 600!!