"Honey!! Damn it!! I'm outta Chapstick."
I used up the Best Ever Chapstick!!
He looked at me like I was crazy.
Which happens way too much.
"Just go and buy some more."
"Duh! I'll take you to get some more. It's not a big deal."
"Can I get that in writing?"
Again, he looked at me like I was crazy.
"Woman! What are you talkin' about?"
"Just so we're on the same page. I want to know what you just said is a true statement that you will move Heaven and Earth to TAKE me to get some more of THE BEST EVER ChapStick."
He's gettin' a bit suspicious. "HUH?"
"I bought that ChapStick on the Big Island at the Hawaiian Vanilla Company."
Oh it's a big deal!!