Wednesday, March 04, 2009

What Men Want...

I know we all want to know.
Now that Valentine's Day is long think if I had posted this early you would have saved yourself a whole hellava lot of grief!!

The Newscaster said,"When we come back from the break, We'll find out what men really want."

"Blow Jobs." is what I said.
Roy grinned. "It's food."

What the Hell!!!???? Have I been goin' about this all wrong????

"So let me get this straight. I want us to be on the same page. Hunting is first. Becuz it's better than sex."
He agreed that I was correct in that statement.
I continued. "And Food is second on the list."
"Yes that's right. Second."
"That puts SEX in 3rd place?"
He nodded his head.

At least I have can cover 2 outta 3!!
Is it all men or just mine??


Billie said...

I don't think my honey has sex in first place. Not sure where it is in the list but he has been known to refuse it.

Susan said...

I would guess J would pick sex first but then he'd still go hunting or get something to eat afterward.

Gina (Mannyed) said...

I'm just going to assume that sex is no. 1 because if I find out the Mets (or baseball in general) are actually no. 1 someone will die, lol.

Gina (Mannyed) said...

...but if he said the Yankees were no. 1 I might not have a problem with it, but you and I both know, it's not the Yankees.

Bobby's Dream said...

Mine is Food #1 then Sex.

He is a foodie. Gotta love it right? Especially when he cooks it and cleans up after.

Becca said...

I know M's is food, then sex, I would like to see it be reversed, but I cannot complain!

Tracie said...

Those are definatly the top 3, just depends of the guy for the order!

Mary Moore said...

Ummm, I think mine would rate sex first, food second. And he doesn't hunt...Dammit.

MizAngie said...

I VOLUNTEER TO RESEARCH THIS IN A TOTALLY UNSCIENTIFIC MANNER! hahahahha... I could walk up to some hotty with a McDonald's sack and say "Burger or blow job?" We'll see which is accepted more often. Ha!! I guess they could have fries with either.