Have you seen the commercials for Alli with ThatJuddWoman??
She says something about not wantin' to endorse something she didn't herself use and believe in...but she doesn't tell you everything!!
Well thank all that is Good And Holy that you have me. I have tried to make it my mission in life to inform those around me of the good, the bad and the ugly....if I don't tell you how will you know! You'll be on your own, the shit will hit the fan and wonder why didn't someone say something!!
I know I do!
By the way....Wine Freezes!! I had to find that out on my own!!
Others shy away from the subject, so it's left to me.....by the way, this is UGLY!!
The ugly truth!!
A couple of years ago, my sister, RubyJune said, "Can you tell I have lost weight?"
Yes, I could...I was not happy about it but it was obvious....I chalked it up to her having a swimmin' pool installed and was slimmin' down to look good in her Bitinies....that's what my Granny calls them.....and RubyJune does...damn it!
She continues on with her secret of slimness, "I have been takin' the Alli pills."
You do realize this is a pill designed for obese women and not some 130 pounder....that just wants to lose 5 pounds.....So I said, "I just started them yesterday."
She smiled!! She had a secret!!! Just like ThatJuddWoman!!
"Have you pooped?" She said.
Do you talk like that with your sister????
Or is just me and mine????
"No, not yet."
She just smiled. "Let me know when you do!"
There are no secrets between us....well sorta. I did tell her about my blog but she refuses to come and read it. She'll have the proverbial cow when she does.
But.....A couple of days later, I emailed her, "It's like Taco Grease!"
"Yep that's it!!"
There was more, I told her, "And whatever you do, DON NOT FART!!!!"
So did I lose weight?
That would be a yes!!
I was too afraid to eat for fear of what, how, and when it would come out!!!!
Be afraid, Be very afraid!!!!
ThatJuddWoman isn't gonna say a thing!!! That her poop is the same color as her hair!!
Proceed with caution!
Anything else you need to know?