Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Here Comes Da Judge....

Here comes da Judge, here comes da Judge...
Does that show my age or what??


The TulsaWorld had an article about gophers and moles in Saturday's paper. And of course, Roy's been battle'n moles.
They are tearin' up my yard...they always have. I really don't give a shit.
But for Roy....it's a mission!
He's worried about the pool. He afraid the little buggers will tunnel under it and make sinkholes or possibly tear the liner.
He's tried to kill what they are diggin' for....grubs!
The grubs are here becuz of him!! He's such a freak about security around here that we have outside lights that draws bugs with cause us to have grubs which bring the hungry moles which dig up his yard.
He's tried poisoned pellets for the moles to eat....dude! They eat grubs!!
He's heard about broken glass, Blackberry briars, chewing gum and car exhaust....he hasn't tried those.
He bought moles traps...they do not work either.
Sunday morning, he had a new idea!
At 8:30, He pulled out the mower and used it as a tunnel crusher. Then armed himself with the Judge.
A 410 shotgun...sorta...it's a revolver that shoots 410 shells...it's a Roy thing.
Though when the big divorce happens...it goes in my pile.
Anyway, after crushin' the tunnels, he sat out in the yard waitin' for the little bastard to start diggin'.....at 11:00 he came to the backdoor to show me......



Raise your coffee mug....."To the gentleman in Black Velvet."
It's gonna take a long time at this rate to remove all moles from our yard!!
Mole Huntin' shoes!











7 comments:

ZooKeeper said...

If he ever finds a successful method, let me know. My yard is a mess...under all that snow!

♥georgie♥ said...

LMAO!!! Loved it...we had a mole but middle bean waited and watched for him then whacked him with a broom...the cold season is mating season so there may be one more to catch...I know I am so nice informing you there MAY be another LOL

Gina (Mannyed) said...

I can't watch! I can't watch! Tell me when it's over.

I saw on a home renovation show that they have these things that you can stick in the ground. Apparently it emits these sounds that the lil critters don't like so they don't come around.

Mary Moore said...

Are you sure they aren't voles?

Jane! said...

I sure hope he doesn't shoot a hole in the pool. That would be SO Caddyshack.

Dawn said...

to frickin' funny....

MizAngie said...

Those mole hunting shoes look amazingly like some early snow shoes...