Monday, January 19, 2009

Whatta A Nightmare!!!

I was so freaked!!!
But somehow I won a makeover.
Head to toe!
New clothes.
New shoes.
Fancy makeup.
Manicure and pedi.
And most importantly, a new hair style and color.

You've seen those makeovers on Oprah that the woman with long stringy hair gets it all cut off for some short bob.
I put my foot down. No one....I don't care who they are..... is not goin' to cut off my hair!
I love being blonde.
I love my long hair. It's half way down my back!!!

But there I was sittin' in that chair with some asshole that looked a lot like Rod Stewart with a bleached blonde mullet pickin' at my hair like it was liver and onions!!
The woman that was massagin' my hands kept sayin' "He's the best. It will be okay."

He spun me around in that chair...they that do on purpose! So you can't see the butcher job they do on you!
Blonde hair started fallin'!
Tears started rollin' down my face!
That Rod Stewart wannabe spun me back around so I could see the mirror!!
I started hyperventilatin'!!
The horror!!!
In my reflection was a redheaded boy!!!

I woke up in a cold sweat!!!!

The last time I woke up in a cold sweat and hyperventilatin' was when my cousin was standin' over me with a bloody axe!!!

I will never enter a contest that has anything to do with scissors and my hair!!


Gina (Mannyed) said...

Have you been watching too much What Not To Wear episodes? : )

MizAngie said...

ME, TOO!!! My 50+ year old friends have (except for one) already bought into the "you're old so now you have short hair" philosophy. Ugh. Hate it. My grandmother, mother, mother's sisters, all had long hair that they braided. Besides, guys love this reply when they comment on my long hair, "Yes, it's long to keep your thighs warm." hahahahahhaha!!!!

Miss Thystle said...

You need a nice medicinal adult beverage to recover from that shock!

Mary Moore said...

OMG, the horror. I've had nightmares, but this...

Hair issues are big with me too. Very serious.

Jeankfl said...

You have quite the rich dream life, don't you? And lots more and weirder dreams than I do! I think Gina's right.. too much tv!!LOL

The Gaelic Wife said...

What did you eat before you went to bed???

Now about that mosaic in my latest blog, I'll have to find the link to create your own mosaic. I can't remember it off the top of my head, and I'm not on my usual computer right now.

Lorrie Veasey said...

Hello--your nightmare is my reality sister. Thank God it grows back.

The Gaelic Wife said...

Try this:

Sierra said...

Holy Moly! LOL
Hope you're recovered now!