And it's bad enough that I have my mother's legs!!
They are not Tina Turner's legs by any means!!
But my flaw....It's just horrible!!
When I became involved with Roy, I had to break it to him gently. I didn't want to scare him off!!
We had been intimate....and I thought that it was time to tell him before we became emotionally tied....it could be a deal breaker.
So I sat there all rolled up in his bedsheets, frettin' about how to tell him.
I gently, broke the news, "Roy, Honey, I have something I need to show you."
From the tone in my voice, he knew I was quite serious.
"What is it?"
I stood up and turned around and showed him.
I was near tears.
"My left butt cheek sags."
I was mortified!!!
And that was the very first time he rolled his eyes at me!!!
"Oh That! I noticed that right off."
I could have died right there!!!
"No, you silly Twit!"
Why can't men see that it's earth shatterin'!?!?!?
See my drawin' to the right??
That's a self portrait!!!!
Over the years Roy and I have long discussions about my saggin' butt cheek....he thinks it's the way I twist in the mirror....yeah right!!!
He's all the time tellin' me stand straight....and when I can't see it he tells me it's gone....he lies like a dog!!
I could feel it!!!
I was bent over the bathtub combin' out cats durin' one of their conventions...they have gatherin's in the tub....it's quite funny, all 6 in there. George is growlin' the whole time becuz it's his tub.
All that hissin' and spittin'....
But anyway, I was combin' them. Roy was watchin' the whole thing.
"Hey Babe! Whatever you're doin' at the gym for your butt, it's workin'!! It's shapin' up quite nicely."
Well of course I had to look!
I had to check the cheek!
The shape is changin'!!
The saggin' ass cheek is pullin' it's self up!!!!
It will be heart shaped in no time!!
I thought I was doomed forever!!
Vanity, thy name is Nadine.