Friday, October 03, 2008

When I Am Queen Of The World....


I will pass a law that states that NO ONE....ROY FREAKIN' HIGHTOWER....will set the frickin' alarm to go off at 6AM to go to the flippin' gym!!!

That NO ONE...ME..... Should be force to get up after drinkin' an entire bottle of Red Wine to go workout at 6 friggin' AM!!!!


The night before, he said, "The cork won't go back in! Guess we'll have to drink it!"


Apparently, his half of the bottle didn't give him a huge fuckin' headache!!

4 comments:

Miss Thystle said...

Are you sure that was Roy and not Vlad? That sounds like very Vladish behavior.

Jane-Fay said...

Are you sure he doesn't secretly want to die before his mrf*sixtieth*fmph birthday? 'Cuz I'd have to kill him.

Grandmother Witch said...

That is too frickin' early to do anything!! And what's this about Roy being 60 in 2 years? That makes him a year older than me. Dang, I may start crying now.

Bird said...

If you promise to make those the rules then I'm going to nominate you for Queen right now!