So I was standin' in the hair color aisle at WalMart when Bad To Bone started playin'.
"Bbbbad, bbbbab to the Bone"....as I dug out my cell phone. That's Roy's ringtone.
"Where are you?"
"On the Hair Color Aisle."
From somewhere deep in the Lawn and Garden section...and on my phone, "NNNOOOooo!"
And before I could spit out the word, "But!" I could hear him comin'!!
He had managed to dodge several little old ladies and leap over a child to materialize in front of me...to wrestle the box of MzClairol from my hands. He was spittin' out words thru gritted teeth, "I'll! Pay! Extra! Drop the box!!!!!"
Then he proceeded to push me and my cart away from the "danger zone"....mumblin' somethin' about my lack of abilities to bake and there was no way I was puttin' chemicals on my hair!!
Oh, He'll pay alright...He'll pay!!