Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Run For The Thicket Bambi!

It's that time of year.
There's 6 days until Roy takes to the trees in effort to "harvest" a deer.
That means his boyfriend has started to call.
Not just daily but 3 or 4 times a day!!!
One would think that it could all get settled in one call....but no Roy's boyfriend is a freakin' idiot.

Roy's been to the Archery place for new arrows.
He's got his scope on the crossbow.
He's put a roof on his tree stand.
He's seen turkey this year..... I'm guaranteed to get one of those.
He hasn't seen any evidence of deer.... I'm not so sure about gettin' one of those.
He has been watchin' lots of huntin' shows...way more than porn!! As You know, "Huntin' is better than sex!"
He's not into football this year.
He refuses to watch with me....I jump and cuss a lot.
He's ready to roll and rock!!
I've been jokin' about him takin' me with him....I need a good giggle....he said no.

I wonder why??

"Time for my close up MzDeMille!"
"Get your game face on!"
"You are never goin' again!"

Oh yeah...I remember now.
I can't help it, I laugh everytime when I read that.

Happy Hunting Roy!!


Miss Thystle said...

the best thing about hunting season is NOT HAVING TO GO.

Bird said...

My husband doesn't hunt, but the planning sounds eerily similar to how he and his buddies start planning for New Year fireworks. He may be almost thirty, but on New Year's he's about twelve.