Roy likes to sneak up on me....he scares me every time!!
"Typin' an email."
"And who's Gina?"
"She's a young woman that lives in New York."
Wait for it.....nothing...continue.
"And she has a cat named Manny too."
He just stands there a moment.
"Well can you stop and come help me?"
Baby Steps, People....Baby Steps!!!
Seriously, he scares me...EVERY TIME!!
"What are you doin?"
I have jumped about 3 feet outta my chair.
"Readin' a blog."
He stares at me blankly.
"It's a diary sorta thing."
"And who's sorta diary are you readin'?"
And it's open to a great picture of Charlie....laughin'....babies are so cute when they laugh.
"And what do you have in common with her."
"She's a mom with a special needs baby that used to teach in Arkansas but now she lives in Loosy-anna."
And he asks again, "And what do you have in common?"
I'll just cut to the chase.
"We both like rum and coke and we talk with our hands." as I wave my hands about showin' him how I talk with my hands....like he doesn't already know.
And he just walks away.
He's gettin' the hang of it....I think.
I REALLY should put a bell on him....EVERY FREAKIN' TIME I JUMP!!
"Hey Babe! Who are talkin' to?"
I'm settlin' back into my chair.
"I'm not talkin' to anyone. I'm typin'....big difference!"
He rolls his eyes, "Who are you typin' to?"
"Is Suncatcher a man?"
Now I roll my eyes!! Geez!!
"No, she's woman. In either Ohio or Indiana, I'm not sure which."
He just shakes his head, "Can you put her on hold and help me?"
Do you get the idea that he's helpless??
No matter how hard I try to listen for the backdoor, he sneaks up on me!!!!
"Fillin' out a questionnaire for Gina."
"And who is Gina?"
Hang in There MzAngie!