As we all know I'm perpetually 35!!
But TheVentl8r sent me an email invitin' me to take the RealAge Test.
So I said, "What the hell?" And took the test.
I am aged to be 51!!!
What the fuck??!!??
It seemed to think that becuz I drive over the speed limit that I was livin' a bit risky.
So I told Roy about this....he's 58. He took the test.
It aged him at 54!!!
What the Fuck!!!???!!!
He gets points for being active??!!??
It took age off???
For driving the freakin' speed limit???
Hey!! He doesn't floss as much as me!!!
Don't I get credit for that???
Of course, his evil twin Vlad the Diet Barbarian pounded his chest and said "WE WILL BE DIETING!!"
I've even been threatened with a BowFlex!!
Prize at the end...a healthy wife....and a cruise for the 10th Annual 35th Birthday...Novemeber 2009!!
Thanks for that Kristi!