I finally got my stimulus check!!!
Roy's doin' Roy things with his part.
I bought a toilet!
It's not that I needed it either.....I just wanted a new one! The one we have is just gross with hard water deposits....and we'll leave it at that!!
So we went to Lowe's to look over the potties. I was very happy with a cheap one!! But do you know that there are toilets that are over $500!!!
What does it do???
Make your shit not stink???
Roy had a specific need...and we'll leave it at that!! So Ididn't get the $99 one....he picked out one that meant his specific need....and a price that I could live with....he put his hand on and heard the music. I didn't hear the music from any toilet!!
It was on the top shelf.
You know The Top Shelf....isn't that what THEY call the GOOD DRINKS?? You might know we get a toilet from The Top Shelf!!
Aisles had to be blocked off....two aisles!!!
The forklift thingy had to be brought in.
The woman put on her safety harness....I swear, it looked like she was ready to bungee into to the Grand Frickin' Canyon!!
So while I waited for her to bring down my new pottie, I sat on one of those $500 ones.
And I thought this will be a cute pix for my blog.....
When I got caught takin' my picture on the pottie!!
I have showered with a stranger on Mexican beach....I did have my clothes on!!
I have had a stripper lick my nipples.....and again clothed....sorta
I have peed on a back country road with yippin' coyotes,devil worshipers, and gigglin' drunk girls....if my nekked ass winds up on youtube....heads will roll!!
I have done many a things that would make a normal person die on the spot from embarrassment....And never give it a thought.
But when I was sittin' on a toilet in Lowe's takin' a picture of my feet and got caught by some stranger...he laughed....and blushed......I blushed with embarrassment!!!
I tried to make light of it...."Well I had to try it on!"