Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Gypsies, Poker and Porn...

Oh if only we had our BeeHives and Heels on.....


MzThystle and I were beautiful gypsies....long flowing hair and scarfy dresses. We had bells on our fingers and rings on our toes. We danced and frolic'd like we didn't have a care.
But we were on a quest to find the Wizard....THE ALL KNOWING WIZARD! He had the magic and answers to our questions...he dispense his great wisdom!
So we stalked his mother!
But we did not sneak or lurk....we danced and frolic'd!!
She lead us to a house...she went in and came out with another woman....a very ugly woman!
It was the Wizard in Drag!!
He thought in his great wisdom that he could fool us....not MzThystle and I!
We tackled his ass!
I held onto his feet and MzThystle pinned down his arms and sat on his chest. She demanded that he tell us about his great magic and answer our questions!

In his infinite wisdom he said, "Sure What the Hell? Let's play poker."

We all sat around a table as he dealt out the cards. He looked at me and said, "You Dance. You Gotta Pay the Fiddler!"

I turned to MzThystle, "I'm doin' this for you, Sister."
And hiked up my dress and rolled around on the ground with the Wizard!!

Becuz that what you do with Ron Jeremy, The Wizard!!

And then I woke up!

Why oh Why?
When I had the dream about Brett Favre couldn't I have been rollin' around on the ground with him...But NO!

9 comments:

Miss Thystle said...

That sounds about right. I am not above stalking someones mother!
LOL You kill me!!

ZooKeeper said...

Ewww Ron Jeremy is hideous!

Bird said...

Zoo keeper totally took my thought, which was: eeeewwwwwww! That man is yucky.

Billie said...

I am most interested in seeing what your mosaic turns out to be. I can only imagine how interesting it will be.

Billie

Vickie said...

So did the wizard have long white flowing hair and a decent flowing beard. I love wizards. I think it is the hair. I don't know right off who Ron Jeremy is.

MizAngie said...

Ron Jeremy as The Wizard? FUNNY! And yes, he is kinda hideous but he's also hung like a bull. Is this a new thing you've created? PornOZraphy?

Grandmother Witch said...

Nadine you crack me up. I thought I had weird dreams, but sheesh, I don't think I could top that. I had to laugh at Vickie's comment. She loves wizards! Ha, not if she had followed the link to ol' Ron.
Blessed be

Cindy said...

LOL!!! Out of all people Ron Jeremy??? Where the hell was your mind when you went to bed?

Ace said...

Poker and the Hedgehog, now that's good natured fun! What a crazy and great post!