Sunday evening, Roy summed up the whole weekend with, "This weekend totally sucked, except for 5 minutes that was very cool."
Friday afternoon my friend, HappyWife, called to ask what my plans were for the weekend. I didn't really have anything planned except to see "Sex and the City". It was her anniversary weekend and they wanted to do something with me and Roy. I would rather spend my anniversary alone with Roy but that's just me.
She confessed that the last time she and the HappyHusband went to Tulsa they had gone to a strip club. But as he pulled into the parkin' lot, she chickened out. She just couldn't get outta the car!
And then she said the words that will forever be imprinted on my brain, "If you go with me, I can do it."
I am her courage!
Right up there with Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, and now me..... Nadine Hightower!!
I'm so stoked!!
I told her that when ever she was ready just call, "I'm there for you."
Strip clubs are no big deal. Sure there are other men but She would have been with her hubby. She should feel comfortable with him in a club...right??
Maybe it was nekked women that she felt uncomfortable with...Who knows?
But with me, she could do it!
As Roy and I came out of the theater, we were checkin' our cell phone messages. I had one from the HappyHusband.
It was time to go to the Strip Club!!
We met up with them and goofed around shoppin' for bras, boots, and motorcycles....well the guys did the motorcycle shoppin'.
Dinner was eaten and margaritas were drank....it was time for the HappyWife to overcome her fear.
It was no big deal. She walked in with her head held high. I chose seats that were close enough to the action but not sittin' in the "Flesh Zone"....at the stage! I didn't want her first experienced to overshadowed by seein' too much of a stranger!
The men had lap dances as we watched.....and laughed...oh did we giggle!!
And then out came a stripper that was just right. She had long legs and was shaped just right with real boobs. I knew that Roy would like her. She did her dance set and then came off the stage to work the room for lap dances.
Roy is a lucky man...to be married to a woman that would pay for his lap dances. And this young woman was just the right one.
I held my dollar in the air. Roy would love this!!
And before I could say, "This is for my hubby."..... That woman straddled me!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
What do I do with my Hands????!!!! You can't touch the dancers!!!!!
What the hell is she doin' to my neck????
Holy Shit! She's kissin' it!!!!! and she purred!!!!!!!
Oh does she smell good!!!!!
And what is she doin' with my hand???!!
It's on her ass!!!!!!!!
Now one would think this sort thing happens to me all the time...but no!
So I am as cool as I can be....the ladies don't normally do the lap dances very long...just enough to get the guy to go for a "private dance". She should be done soon.
She parted my legs and put her head in my crotch pushin' my feet into the air!!!!!
OH Holy Shit!!!
I didn't see any men get that treatment!!
Then she came back up to my neck....gropin' my boobs.
She grabbed my hips and said "Give me that Ass!" and pulled me to the edge of the chair!
She started to raise my shirt!!!!!
Next thing I know my nipples are being sucked and blown on!!!!!
She said, "Are you ready for this?"
OH God....WHAT NOW????
And she pressed her pierced nipples on my boobs!!! And nuzzled my neck again!!!!
And all I could do was laugh!!!!
And then it was over!!
I noticed that Roy had a gal on his lap but he wasn't really into his lap dance... at all!! In fact he was a bit perturbed that she had interrupted what would be a moment in his life that he would never forget!!!
And He was Ready to go home....As no lap dance he would ever get would compare to what he just witnessed.
I looked over at the HappyCouple...She was laughin' her ass off!!! She saw more of me than she ever had!! Oh, we talk about my nipples poppin' out all the time....no biggy! They do that. But actually seein' them....with some woman suckin' on them....no! So much for overshadowin' her experience!!
The HappyHusband was grinnin' the biggest opossum eatin' shit grin. He scooped up what was left of his money and handed it to Roy and said, "Send Nadine to the stage! Let's see what happens to her there!!"
Not his wife! But It's Okay To Send Me!!
I did not go to the stage!
On the way home Roy wanted to hear all about it and the details of everything he missed. With the biggest grin ever he said, "Go ahead, admit it. You liked it."
"Okay, but don't expect me to go all gay on you!"
The weekend totally sucked, except for 5 minutes that was very cool!!