That is a group of women that are too freakin' cool to be in the RedHatSociety!! That whole hat thing would screw the BeeHive!!!
Let's remember that I just made that up. The BeeHive Ladies....I did it, sittin' here at my own PC!
Like VelvetTush....that's mine too. But I have found others that have used it.....What the Hell People?? Come up with your own shit and leave mine alone!!
But anyway....The BeeHive Ladies...
I want to wear silk and pearls and drink martinis for lunch.
That would be the catch phrase..."We will wear Beehives and Silk."
I have noticed that there are women that revel in the RedHats...that's okay....Laugh and Live it up.
But there are those that feel the RedHats are below them.....my mother in law, QueenVictoria! She loves to be part of a group but she wants to lead it .....so she isn't invited. She would NEVER wear purple...it's not her color...How can somebody say that purple is not her color???
And above all things, she would NEVER EVER WEAR A RED HAT!!!
Then there are those that wear BeeHives! Those are the ones that I hang with...the ones that cuss, gamble, and drink.
Yesterday was The MerryWidow's birthday and we had a party. She 84...we party all the time!
So I pulled out my silk blouse and pearls.....spritzed on my old lady perfume....CoCo Chanel. I wanted to smell better than the BenGayGroup but not take away from the BirthdayGirl.
She had invited another friend of mine...that wears a BeeHive.....becuz The MerryWidow loves to rub elbows with "Celebrities"....and couple of other ladies from TheHealthNutStore.
It was a nice lunch....The MerryWidow didn't drop any FBombs.
Or break out in song....one day while at the Casino for lunch she heard TonyBennett singin' and she burst out in song! He seems to be a trigger for her!
I felt like I was in a musical!!
And it wasn't Julie Andrews on a mountain top!!!
But in her mind who knows?? She's probably rollin' around in the edelweiss with her young lover.
And when she was done, she said, "I was so good as a young girl that I had a scholarship to go that fancy school in Vienna. I would have been big in Austria. And then doze Nazis rolled in...Doze Suckas!!"
It's always something....
So are you in with me??
The BeeHive Ladies??