1) That you should always put the coffee in the cup before you add the sugar and creamer....otherwise it's all creamer and very little coffee.
I'll be bouncin' off the walls from a sugar high...not the caffeine!!!
2) That cats and sewin' do not mix!! The pattern paper is just too crinkly! It sounds like so much fun. I had it spread out on the desk to cut out the pattern pieces and Scooter jumped smack dab in the middle of it....I was so lucky it didn't rip!!
So I draped it over a chair and Jax got in the chair under the pattern paper and was battin' at the scissors....they aren't sharp enough to cut him but....they would hurt him!!
I just want to pull my hair out!!!
3) I'm not pregnant....Like I ever thought I was.
Roy was havin' way to much fun with it!!
One day he asked me if I wanted to get an EPT. My brain was in LaLaLand and what he said wasn't makin' much sense.
SPT?? The car's maintenance is not my department so that wasn't what he said.
Maybe it was EPA??? But what the hell do I know about them???
"EPT! EARLY PREGNANCY TEST???"
Or the day he said something about "my condiction"...."delicate condiction"...I don't even know what it was we were doin'!! But he said, "You shouldn't be doin' this in your delicate condiction."
Or outta the blue he said, "Which would you rather be pregnant or menopausal?"
I had to think about that long and hard....neither are appealin' to me!!
I picked Menopausal.
"Well you are gonna be a real booger bear when that happens!!"
PS: I Never Said I Could Spell....despite havin' a spellchecker!!