"Honey, what are the chances of me gettin' a boob massage without gettin' laid?"
They were so sore....My boobs felt like they were the size of basketballs and weighed 50 pounds a piece!! I would have loooooved for him to massage them...it felt good for me to do it!
"Very slim...Unless you have someone else in mind to come do it. And if you don't stop that, you're gonna get screwed anyway!"
There are times when he is just worthless!!!