Thursday, March 27, 2008

I'm Ready To Ship Him Out!!

"Honey, what are the chances of me gettin' a boob massage without gettin' laid?"



They were so sore....My boobs felt like they were the size of basketballs and weighed 50 pounds a piece!! I would have loooooved for him to massage them...it felt good for me to do it!



"Very slim...Unless you have someone else in mind to come do it. And if you don't stop that, you're gonna get screwed anyway!"



There are times when he is just worthless!!!

4 comments:

Susan said...

Lol.. I've always thought you had multiple personalities!!! Sybil..

Thanks for encouraging me..

Mannyed said...

everything always has strings attached....hahah...

Bird said...

Why did they hurt? Period pain? Mine hurt the first three months I was pregnant. Is that TMI?

Sherrie said...

Lordddddddddd I love the way I giggle, or get that belly laugh that you can feel start in your tummy, and even when you try not to it burst forth! You sure have a way of making that happen for me!