It was awful!!
Let me try to tell you all about it....it's so horrible!!
You've been warned!!
I was sittin' on my couch....all alone....Roy was not in the room....only my Football Cat was with me. The TV was on....I remember hearin' the National Anthem and then everything went to shit!!!
My team....OU took the field.....but it wasn't them!!
It was that other team....the one that dresses in the Crimson and Cream..... that sometimes shows up and ruins the game....an easy game is lost to a NOBODY TEAM!!! They were the ones that punted after the first series!!!!
The Room was all hot....it started to spin!!
I saw the TV remote on the table in front of me...but I couldn't reach it. I tried to get it but I just couldn't...it was just beyond my finger tips!!
I sat there and watched....hopin' they would turn into the team that stomps the shit outta people!!
I was glued to the couch watchin' the trainwreck that was my beloved team!!!
The Football Cat had abandoned me!! There was no playin' of his favorite song...Boomer Sooner!
All I wanted to do was throw up!!!!
Then....I think it must have been halftime....I heard The Pride of Oklahoma.....playin' "Oklahoma"....it stirred something deep inside my heart....it pulled at my inner Okie.
I found the strength to grab the remote and everything went blank!!!
I cuddled up next to Roy for comfort. "SSShhh, There there, sweet girl. That's why I don't watch OU at all. Go to sleep."
I may never watch another bowl game.....it's just too much for me!!