Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Weird Fuckin' dreams!!!

And have I been havin' them!!!

Not your average run of the mill trains and walkin' turtles but submarines and schnauzers! All of that without benefit of Dr. Cuervo!!
Nope...none!
It would seem that there has been an unspoken resolution of no alcohol in the new year. My drinkin' has been cut a great deal since the whole "Save the Boobs" campaign....since August. January 1, the house has been empty of booze. We drank the tequila and I poured the vodka down the drain.....damn near half quart!
No gin. No rum. No problem....I can take or leave it. I wish I could do that with cheese and fried foods!!
There's a hellvalot of room in my freezer...I'll have to change the tag line....shit!!

The dreams are no less weird!

Have you ever woke up from a sound sleep instantly? Like someone flip on the light?
I was sleepin' so soundly, all warm and cozy, when I hear Roy yellin' at me. "Hey Babe! Where's the mustard?"
Shit!
Can't that man find his own shit.....underwear...tshirts....socks...well, Okay I had better find the tshirts or he'll put on DILLIGAF or Kill'em All and Let God Sort it Out...But I draw the line at mustard!! It's in the freakin' door!!
Why do I have to do every thing for him?
As just before I flip the covers back I realize that he's next to me snorin' away!!
Shit!!
I was awake for 2 frickin' hours tryin' to figure that one out!

A few days later, I was sleepin' so soundly, all warm and cozy, when someone tripped the trigger in my brain. I woke up instantly, "I'm not gonna blog ever again."
And I was so happy about this.
Yes Happy!
I planned my departure. For 2 frickin' hours I thought about it!
I would write my obituary!!
It would be brilliant!!
"Dear friends, we are gathered together here today to say good bye to our beloved and very beautiful Nadine Hightower. We will miss her but damn was she a loon!"
I fell to sleep and slept very peacefully. I woke up and decided that was crazy....my obit....geez....I can't not blog.
I have way too much shit in my head!!

I told Roy about the odd dreams and he just says there is a good explanation for them but he can't....that I need a professional.....hhhhmmmm.....
I don't think he meant that to be nice. I think he think I need professional help!!
One day as he was surfin' thru the TV guide, "Do you know they made Psycho 3?"
"No, Honey, I don't do Psycho!"
"Oh, I beg to differ!"

Jerk!! He can find his own damn mustard!!

6 comments:

Miss Thystel said...

Seriously, if I had a nickle for everytime someone asked me for something that has been in the EXACT same place for the last eight years, I could retire tomorrow!

Miss Thystle said...

OMG. I spelled my own name wrong.

Jeankfl said...

LOL! I used to wake up MAD at S for something he did in a dream! He hated that.. lol No one has been sleeping well lately. My nurse was talking about it today. Must be the big weather changes going through.. gonna have a change soon, again. I think he can find his own mustard, too!!LOL
I wonder about the spider, too.. but the culture says it is, and there shouldn't be a good way for me to pick it up otherwise.. Never know..
hugs,
Jean

Produceman said...

Thanks for stopping by and the good wishes. I need all the help I can get. As for dreams I'm gonna keep logging them just to see how it goes. We'll see who has the weirdest ones. PMPM
ps. I think stopping booze would be even harder for me. What a waste of vodka!!

Mannyed said...

seriously, i would have gave your vodka a good home.
:o)

Cindy R. said...

Woohooooo! I made it here!
That cracks me up about the mustard!
Dreams...they're either scare the shit out of you... are stupid as hell...or sweet as honey!

Take care!
Cindy