Friday, January 02, 2009

Endorphins....

I have heard that a wild rumor about endorphins and exercise...that you get a happyhigh!

I don't have those.

After 4 months, Roy still has to beat me the entire way to the gym...I don't care how much my ass cheeks perk up or how great my legs look....I DO NOT WANT TO GO!!!!

That doesn't mean I haven't been witness to the endorphins at work.

Our gym is frequented by older people...an even mix of men and women.
The women are all giggles.
And the men are all shits.

There's this one little old lady....she will talk to everyone in there....She smiles and waves at everyone.
With me, she touches me on the shoulder and smiles. She knows that I can't hear a freakin' word with my Ipoop in my ear and my nose in a book.
But Roy....well...he's in hog heaven....ladies flirt with him.

I don't care.

But the elderly men....are all just so happy.
I've watched them.
Not like YoungSquire....he's just too hot not to notice.
With every weight he lifts and every push up he does....oh the friction of that bicycle thing....He's hot!!!
Damn!!

But the old men have a routine.
Workout and chat.
Sit in the lobby and chat.
Drink coffee and chat... with every young woman that walks thru.....EVERY ONE OF THEM!!!

I have a feelin' that's those endorphins workin' overtime with those old coots!!!

Viagra or Exercise Endorphins???

8 comments:

Miss Thystle said...

A HA! Now we know why Roy really demanded you join a gym. Not the excersize, the flirting! Men are SO transparent.

Mary Moore said...

Ha ha! Men are transparent. I have to admit, however, I kind of enjoy flirting with the old guys. I find them endearing. :o)

Vickie said...

Hi Nadine,
This post date January 2nd, 2009?
Did you discover a new time machine?
Peace

ZooKeeper said...

I'm gonna have to give my vote to viagara.

Gina (Mannyed) said...

Yesterday, while at the gym I was wondering about those endorphins and why they were eluding me. Funny enough, I had an older woman use the treadmill next to mine while she gabbed to her friend that was hanging out besides her treadmill. Funny.

Grandmother Witch said...

Sorry to have been so absent lately, but I confess MSN did it do me again, and I got lost. Sheesh, I feel like they are trying to get rid of me, which is why they keep changing things. But I persevere and keep finding my way back into the fold. Hah! As I've always said, "Old age and treachery will beat out youth and enthusiasm everytime." Those kids in Redmond, WA (MSN hdqts) have nothing on Grandma Witch. Happy New Year to you and Roy and woman, get thyself to the gym. I'll follow you as soon as I finish this doughnut.
Hugs and Blessed be

Darlene said...

I have been gone too long, I know, not an excuse, but I just caught up and I want you to know that I am thinking of you. I promise I will try to make it by here more often. Big Hugs my Okie dear!

♥georgie♥ said...

LMAO-that is too funny!!! stopping by from blogoklahoma to say hi-so glad i did