That would be his bright idea of a way to thaw out his tree....It didn't work!
Did I ever mention that Roy was blonde as a child?? Just becuz it all fell out doesn't mean the blonde is gone!!
I signed up for some website and as part of it's "profile" it had a fortune....I've never really understood what that meant.
Am I fortunate to get the cute little sayin'?
Or is it the path I must follow in life to live long and prosper??
Is that a Star Trek sayin'?
I get that confused with Nan Nu Nan Nu and the Vulcan hand signal. They all run together....the hand signals....Hang loose....Rock on....Hook'em horns...or unhook 'em......
Do you remember Soap?
And the time Billy Crystal's character gave the Vulcan Pinch to someone and they fell to the ground and he was runnin' around so happy.... "It worked, The Vulcan Pinch! It worked."
That was the funniest thing I had ever seen up to that point...that was a long time ago....and frankly the only thing I can remember about that show....what was I 10??
psssst.....the funniest thing I have ever seen.....and don't tell Earl Lee I told you this......but my ex hubby had this problem with his asshole.....I shouldn't tell you this....but it's just sooo funny. He had this problem with his asshole and he put...it's so hard to type it as it is still so funny.....He put SeaBrease on it...his asshole!!!
Not laughin' yet??
Obviously you never watched someone do that!!
He put it on his asshole and instantly started jumpin' around, wavin' his hand as if to make a breeze on the great burnin' sensation.
You realize that I laughin' so hard that I have tears runnin' down my face and he has the nerve to turn his backside to me, he bends over and screams, "Blow on it!"
There's a fortune hangin' on my bulletin board that I see every time I walk out the door....wait....I have to go look at it....I haven't been outside in a few days....and seriously folks, I truly wake up in a brand new world every day!!
It's says "Don't Give UP! The best is yet to come!"
It's pinned to another cute little sayin' "Go Ahead Baby, With an ass like that you can sit on me anytime!"
Both wise sayin's don't you think?
But the cute little fortune that was listed on my new profile....that I'll probably close...why is it that all the friend findin' websites are full of teens??
I'll never understand why on earth some woman sent me nasty pictures of herself from MySpace!!
Maybe it was my profile pix??
I had to change it. I thought it was sendin' the wrong message...obviously!!
Does that evoke....a big word.....the need to send THIS person who would USE such a profile pix the shot of you layin' on a bed with your CooterBrown spread out for the world.....NO!!!
I opened the MySpace site....which is private....to monitor my niece....and I was inspired to use THAT to embarrass her...it worked!
But where was I....."the fortune cookie saying"
"Our first and last love is.. self-love".......The deep meanin' of that one???
I have thought long and hard about it....It means it's okay to masterbate!!
Am I right on this one???