Monday, December 17, 2007

OH Brother!!!

That would be his bright idea of a way to thaw out his tree....It didn't work!
Did I ever mention that Roy was blonde as a child?? Just becuz it all fell out doesn't mean the blonde is gone!!





I signed up for some website and as part of it's "profile" it had a fortune....I've never really understood what that meant.


Am I fortunate to get the cute little sayin'?


Or is it the path I must follow in life to live long and prosper??
Is that a Star Trek sayin'?
I get that confused with Nan Nu Nan Nu and the Vulcan hand signal. They all run together....the hand signals....Hang loose....Rock on....Hook'em horns...or unhook 'em......
Do you remember Soap?
And the time Billy Crystal's character gave the Vulcan Pinch to someone and they fell to the ground and he was runnin' around so happy.... "It worked, The Vulcan Pinch! It worked."
That was the funniest thing I had ever seen up to that point...that was a long time ago....and frankly the only thing I can remember about that show....what was I 10??

psssst.....the funniest thing I have ever seen.....and don't tell Earl Lee I told you this......but my ex hubby had this problem with his asshole.....I shouldn't tell you this....but it's just sooo funny. He had this problem with his asshole and he put...it's so hard to type it as it is still so funny.....He put SeaBrease on it...his asshole!!!
Not laughin' yet??
Obviously you never watched someone do that!!
He put it on his asshole and instantly started jumpin' around, wavin' his hand as if to make a breeze on the great burnin' sensation.
You realize that I laughin' so hard that I have tears runnin' down my face and he has the nerve to turn his backside to me, he bends over and screams, "Blow on it!"


anyway.....

There's a fortune hangin' on my bulletin board that I see every time I walk out the door....wait....I have to go look at it....I haven't been outside in a few days....and seriously folks, I truly wake up in a brand new world every day!!





It's says "Don't Give UP! The best is yet to come!"


It's pinned to another cute little sayin' "Go Ahead Baby, With an ass like that you can sit on me anytime!"


Both wise sayin's don't you think?





But the cute little fortune that was listed on my new profile....that I'll probably close...why is it that all the friend findin' websites are full of teens??

I'll never understand why on earth some woman sent me nasty pictures of herself from MySpace!!

Maybe it was my profile pix??



I had to change it. I thought it was sendin' the wrong message...obviously!!
Does that evoke....a big word.....the need to send THIS person who would USE such a profile pix the shot of you layin' on a bed with your CooterBrown spread out for the world.....NO!!!
I opened the MySpace site....which is private....to monitor my niece....and I was inspired to use THAT to embarrass her...it worked!

But where was I....."the fortune cookie saying"

"Our first and last love is.. self-love".......The deep meanin' of that one???

I have thought long and hard about it....It means it's okay to masterbate!!

Am I right on this one???

11 comments:

MizAngie said...

I don't know, I don't know...I'm still laughing about the SeaBreeze!!! hahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha

Proto said...

OMG.

barnyardmama said...

That was a roller-coaster of an entry! Kind of like talking to someone on the phone whose yakking at 90 mph. SeaBreeze. I'm clenched just thinking about it.

barnyardmama said...

I went back and read for a while and i'd just like to say: I hate rachel ray and love paula deen too!!! Must be a southern thing. Rachel just annoys me, but Paula, that lady knows what she's doing!

Beth said...

Now that is the Nadine we all know and love !!!!!!!!!!! THank you for the morning laugh,i can always count on you for that !!! Have a great day.

Darlene said...

Darling, I think you have gone off of your medication again.

OMG, laughed my ass off.

Breathe...start again...LOL

Dawn said...

still laugin'...seabreeze good lord...what was he thinking...hee hee.....

Anonymous said...

Hi Hun:
My son is well enough to be out of the hospital and the doctor told him that it's okay for him to fly. So they're still leaving this afternoon to go on their trip. He's determined to get his wife home for xmas this year. Sorry I don't have time to read your blog right now....but, I'll be back....I promise.
Hugs and Love,
Diane

Miss Thystle said...

Seabreeze? And you just stood there and watched him do it, huh? I love you so much more right now because of that.

I'm having a party that's all about self-love, want to come?

(OMG. Bad, bad Thystle! sorry!)

Anonymous said...

OMG, never a dull moment reading your blogs, SeaBreeze I'm still laughing and picturing you blowing, what a site for sore eyes. Well I'm feeling better TG can't be sick when Santa visits. Have fun and stay warm,hugs~cathy~

Anonymous said...

why am I Anonymous Oh well